BillyVance 35 #1 November 5, 2008 A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over to the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "what's going on here?!?" "My car broke down, officer," says the woman calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" he asks. "Hellooooooo!!! Those are my emergency flashers!""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 November 5, 2008 LOL...... Good one Billy “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #3 November 5, 2008 I had a patient of mine remark that my boss (who sits behind his desk, typing on his computer alot) is a 'cardboard man'. I'll never be able to look at him the same way again...ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
