SCREW all the tricker-treaters

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My God - Vonnie, you don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?... You should have noticed the "" in my original post (hint hint... ) No, I don't treat kids badly.

Join Gia for some margaritas, take a bong hit, go get laid....just do something. Lighten up...

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I'm sorry, I thought it was so obvious that I was joking that I didn't need to add the

With this being the internet, & you having a reputation for being bitchy - how am I supposed to know whether you're joking or not?.... Yes, in your case it dose have to be made obvious.

You & I used to get along just fine - wonder what happened to you.... [Crazy]

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I think the bong hit and go get laid part was meant for me.

Yes, we all know you're desperate,Jeff. It'll be allllllllrightttttttttt....



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With this being the internet, & you having a reputation for being bitchy - how am I supposed to know whether you're joking or not?.... Yes, in your case it dose have to be made obvious.

You & I used to get along just fine - wonder what happened to you.... [Crazy]

This probably lends itself to one of the reasons why you dont get laid

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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I was amazed tonight with my kids. I took them out to trick or treat (he was a fireman and she a bumblebee (and I kept thinking "all I can say is that my life is pretty plain...")

When done they came back and BOTH had more fun passing out candy to other trick or treaters. My kids showed me what pure joy was, amd those kids reacted better to getting candy from a 4 year-old and a not yet two year-old than from adults.

Now I LOVE Halloween.

Now THAT'S the spirit ! I used to LOVE taking our two girls out trick or treating and I still love seeing all the little spooks, Tigrs, and Snow Whites who come to our door.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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Oh I don't know, maybe you turned into an asshole?

Nah, that couldn't be it.



Edited to add: Read my sig line dear.

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Oh I don't know, maybe you turned into an asshole?

Nah, that couldn't be it.



Edited to add: Read my sig line dear.

Just how did I turn into an asshole?... Give examples, please.

Note: You started to have issues with me [for whatever reason] longgggggggg before this thread.

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I was amazed tonight with my kids. I took them out to trick or treat (he was a fireman and she a bumblebee (and I kept thinking "all I can say is that my life is pretty plain...")

When done they came back and BOTH had more fun passing out candy to other trick or treaters. My kids showed me what pure joy was, amd those kids reacted better to getting candy from a 4 year-old and a not yet two year-old than from adults.

Now I LOVE Halloween.

Now THAT'S the spirit ! I used to LOVE taking our two girls out trick or treating and I still love seeing all the little spooks, Tigrs, and Snow Whites who come to our door.

Last night, the new family that moved into the condo downstairs were heading out to go trick or treating with cousins in tow. I ran down to see their costumes and the littlest girl was so excited she slipped on the stairs. I said "sweetie, are you ok?" She marched up to me and wailed "nooooo." I said, "you look beautiful, you are ok, go have fun." This morning she brought me a bag of her candy.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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I do what I have done for years... I get a big bowl, put a partition in the middle. In the front half I put all the good candy, heaping over. In the back have, all those single serve condiments that have been building up in my fridge all year long. Soy sauce, duk sauce, those KFC butter packets that congealed months ago... yep... bags up you little bastards... I mean, it is trick OR treat... I DO have a choice. They get a trick or a treat... at my house you get tricked.

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Oh I don't know, maybe you turned into an asshole?

Nah, that couldn't be it.



Edited to add: Read my sig line dear.

Just how did I turn into an asshole?... Give examples, please.

Note: You started to have issues with me Just About Everyone [for whatever [bizzare] reason [happens to be the favor of the day]] longgggggggg before this thread.

Ohh sorry saw a couple typos there and just HAD to fix them.
I'm sure that all here will agree to the corrections and additions.

Oh, did you notice that pillow biting master is back in town?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The kids looked at each other and one said, "damn, why did we have to come to a Democrats house"!!

That ought to get this thread moved to Speaker corner

Naaahhh, you should have mentioned that the house owner had his M16 (which the U.S. constitution allows him to carry) hanging from his shoulder.....

THEN it might would have been sent to SC

True and tragic story... last Friday evening, a small group of trick or treaters, brother and sister and cousin I think went down one street house to house. Knocked on the door, and were promptly gunned down from inside by a convicted felon who thought they were going to rob him. One kid died, the other two were shot as many as 3 times each but were treated and released. Where? Birmingham, AL.

I bet you thought it happened in Detroit, MI.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Oh I don't know, maybe you turned into an asshole?

Nah, that couldn't be it.



Edited to add: Read my sig line dear.

Just how did I turn into an asshole?... Give examples, please.

Note: You started to have issues with me Just About Everyone [for whatever [bizzare] reason [happens to be the favor of the day]] longgggggggg before this thread.

Ohh sorry saw a couple typos there and just HAD to fix them.
I'm sure that all here will agree to the corrections and additions.

Oh, did you notice that pillow biting master is back in town?

Not really everyone, just those that make up malicious rumors and those that don't know how to think for themselves. That would include a large group of people though.

Fortunately, my happiness doesn't revolve around how I am percieved on an internet forum. Or whether or not I'm getting attention on said forum. And I don't derive pleasure from gossiping about people I don't even know.

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Oh I don't know, maybe you turned into an asshole?

Nah, that couldn't be it.



Edited to add: Read my sig line dear.

Just how did I turn into an asshole?... Give examples, please.

Note: You started to have issues with me Just About Everyone [for whatever [bizzare] reason [happens to be the favor of the day]] longgggggggg before this thread.

Ohh sorry saw a couple typos there and just HAD to fix them.
I'm sure that all here will agree to the corrections and additions.

Oh, did you notice that pillow biting master is back in town?

Not really everyone, just those that make up malicious rumors and those that don't know how to think for themselves. That would include a large group of people though.

Fortunately, my happiness doesn't revolve around how I am percieved on an internet forum. Or whether or not I'm getting attention on said forum. And I don't derive pleasure from gossiping about people I don't even know.

It's your fable, you tell it ANY way you want to.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Actually, I may be a whole lot of things, but I'm not a liar. I leave that honor with you. And your dear buddies. It's really cool the "fable" you all decide to portray.

Doesn't make it true though.

I do hope that someday, you get a real life. Until then, feel free to keep trying to get online. It gives some of us much to marvel at.

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Vonnie, you have the potential to be well liked here and in the real world. Might try using more honey, i don't know.

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First of all, to you and Ralf, my name isn't Vonnie, it's Yvonne. My friends call me Vonnie, and neither of you qualify in that category.

Secondly, I am well liked in the real world. And completely happy, actually. Which is why I no longer sweat other's perceptions of me on an internet forum.

But I tell ya, if I were seeking advice on how to win friends and influence people, you'd be at the top of my list to consult.

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Many people here are the same as they are in real life. People seem to like them because they are nice all the time.

Sorry to call you Vonnie instead of Yvonne. You warned me about this once before and i just took my chances that you wouldn't care.

I have no idea why i think there is hope for you to become well liked here. I just see an energy that can be turned around for the better. I just wish you would try it.

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I have no idea why i think there is hope for you to become well liked here. I just see an energy that can be turned around for the better.

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I just wish you would try it.

That would be nice.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So, did the little curtain climbers get any candy from you?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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It can start with us, turtle. I promise to never intentionally offend Yvonne. No matter what she says to me.

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This thread gets my vote for worst fucking thread of the month, possibly year.

Fucking whiners. Fucking bitchers. Fucking complainers. Fucking drama Queens. Fucking I can't take a jokes. Fuck off you fucking fucks!!!


And I'm not kidding.

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This thread gets my vote for worst fucking thread of the month, possibly year.

Fucking whiners. Fucking bitchers. Fucking complainers. Fucking drama Queens. Fucking I can't take a jokes. Fuck off you fucking fucks!!!


And I'm not kidding.

But isnt that what makes asthepropturns.com (AKA dz.com) so damn interesting?

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Even me?

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This thread gets my vote for worst fucking thread of the month, possibly year.

Fucking whiners. Fucking bitchers. Fucking complainers. Fucking drama Queens. Fucking I can't take a jokes. Fuck off you fucking fucks!!!


And I'm not kidding.

But isnt that what makes asthepropturns.com (AKA dz.com) so damn interesting?

Yes, at times. But we don't have to drag out a pointless joke thread for days with it. Start a new thread or who knows what. Seems there are a few on here that just always have to have the last word though.

Cochees I'm sure you've fit into one of the categories I listed for this thread.

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This thread gets my vote for worst fucking thread of the month, possibly year.

Fucking whiners. Fucking bitchers. Fucking complainers. Fucking drama Queens. Fucking I can't take a jokes. Fuck off you fucking fucks!!!


And I'm not kidding.

Don't look at me....

All I did was post about teasing trick or treaters. Sheeeeeeesh

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Geeze. I'm sorry.

Guess Ill go fuck myself.