lawrocket 3 #1 October 31, 2008 Yahoo has it on the front page now. A fucking 2.5. 2.5?? There was a 3.0 off San Diego yesterday morning. A 2.5? That's news? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #2 October 31, 2008 Thought I heard there were actually two small ones.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 November 1, 2008 QuoteThought I heard there were actually two small ones. My observation is that Dallas has a lot of small ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 November 1, 2008 Quote Yahoo has it on the front page now. A fucking 2.5. 2.5?? There was a 3.0 off San Diego yesterday morning. A 2.5? That's news? 2.5?!? That's not even going to wake up a person in SoCal if they're right at the epicenter.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #5 November 1, 2008 the last 2.5 we had here did wake me up. But only because I though my girlfriend was trying to wake me up by rocking me a bit and there really is only ONE reason my girlfriend would try to wake me up...if ya know what I'm saying wink wink.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 November 1, 2008 QuoteThought I heard there were actually two small ones. That's why he typed 2.5 twice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 November 1, 2008 Quotethe last 2.5 we had here did wake me up. But only because I though my girlfriend was trying to wake me up by rocking me a bit and there really is only ONE reason my girlfriend would try to wake me up...if ya know what I'm saying wink wink. Old Foster Brooks joke about how when the earthquake hit he was having sex with his wife . . . and it damn near woke her up.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #8 November 1, 2008 2.5?!? hell, my boxers playing in the living room make the house move more than that. here in so cal, we say, "if it aint really shakin, we aren't waken (up)" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 November 1, 2008 2.5 is enough to rattle someone who has never experienced an earthquake.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #10 November 1, 2008 Quote Yahoo has it on the front page now. A fucking 2.5. 2.5?? There was a 3.0 off San Diego yesterday morning. A 2.5? That's news? OK, the Ritcher Scale is better understood in terms of dick size (in inches). Would a 2.5 inches dick make any difference ? I think not ! In fact, about 1,000 earthquakes happen every day measuring 2.5 or less on the Ritcher scale. Just like fucking, nobody hears about it... it just slips by (pun intended).... According to Wikipedia, you need at least 4.0 to 4.9 inches for any indoors shaking .... 5.0 to 5.9 inches to cause any damage to poorly constructed genitalia ... and 6.0 inches and above to really be noticed. BTW, no 10 inches incidents have ever been recorded Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 November 1, 2008 QuoteBTW, no 10 inches incidents have ever been recorded Think John Holmes and Ron Jeremy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_(actor) And there is evidence in the geologic record.... that Cascadia mega thrust earthquakes can be in the range of 10+ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #12 November 1, 2008 must be a message from God - he is angry that more Texans are not voting republican.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 November 1, 2008 not one mention of the Pakistani earthquake?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 November 1, 2008 You can make fun, but we'll make fun the first time you have a fucking tornado warning and you loose your minds! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 November 1, 2008 Quote You can make fun, but we'll make fun the first time you have a fucking tornado warning and you loose your minds! Tornado warning? What about receiving a tenth of an inch of rain. It causes for societal calamity than a freaking earthquake. But tornadoes? Yeah. I've been through one, and I never, ever want to be through one again. I'll take earthquakes over tornadoes, thank you. But we react to 2.5 in Dallas like you Texans/Okies/Kansans would react to the headline "Tornado strikes downtown Los Angeles" with winds of 50 mph, no damage reported. "Torenayduh? That ain't no tornayduh. That's a fart!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #16 November 1, 2008 Quote Quote You can make fun, but we'll make fun the first time you have a fucking tornado warning and you loose your minds! Tornado warning? What about receiving a tenth of an inch of rain. It causes for societal calamity than a freaking earthquake. But tornadoes? Yeah. I've been through one, and I never, ever want to be through one again. I'll take earthquakes over tornadoes, thank you. But we react to 2.5 in Dallas like you Texans/Okies/Kansans would react to the headline "Tornado strikes downtown Los Angeles" with winds of 50 mph, no damage reported. "Torenayduh? That ain't no tornayduh. That's a fart!" Many many moons ago I was in stop and go traffic on the 405 in my Jeep with the top down. It was a particularly gloomy day and I just wanted to get home before it started raining. Then the sky turned that tell tale color tornadoes love to form in. There was some cause for concern as I imagining a tornado forming on the freeway during rush hour. That would suck!www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #17 November 1, 2008 Hey i think one measured a 3.0 I live were it happend and did not notice! But speaking of tornados.... I was 3 blocks from the tornado that hit Lancaster. Leveled ALOT of shit.... Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 November 6, 2008 Quote Tornado warning? What about receiving a tenth of an inch of rain. It causes for societal calamity than a freaking earthquake. Shit. Ya'll SoCal people see a few clouds in the sky and you start making sacrifices to the gods and blaming tourists for bringing their weather... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 November 6, 2008 STFU! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cari 0 #20 November 6, 2008 Quote You can make fun, but we'll make fun the first time you have a fucking tornado warning and you loose your minds! Haha...a few years ago, I was working with a guy who had recently moved up from Florida. Tornado sirens started going off one afternoon and he was hiding in the stock room crying. It was pretty amusing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #21 November 6, 2008 Perhaps the state is about to split into two. No wait.....that happened yesterday. My bad. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
