BillyVance 35 #1 November 6, 2008 Dear applicant, Your application to join our online dating agency has been officially REJECTED. One of the questions we asked on the application was: "What do you like most in a woman?" "My dick" is not an appropriate answer. Thank you for your interest, and best of luck in finding a compatible partner."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 November 6, 2008 I guess honesty isn't always the BEST policy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 November 6, 2008 I think "my penis" is what they were looking for. Wait, that didn't come out right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cari 0 #4 November 6, 2008 Maybe they thought you weren't specific enough about where you wanted it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #5 November 6, 2008 Dammit... you guys owe me a new keyboard. There's now coffee al over this one."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 November 6, 2008 now all my co-workers think i'm a crazy fuck, while trying to look very busy, i laughed out loud.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #7 November 6, 2008 Quote "What do you like most in a woman?" A poor taste in men?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #8 November 6, 2008 Damn.. at least your honest. E-harmony ought to commend you on that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 November 6, 2008 If Billy's wife caught him on E-Harmony, he would soon hear the harmonics of a frying pan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 November 6, 2008 Quote "What do you like most in a woman?" Low Standards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #11 November 6, 2008 QuoteDammit... you guys owe me a new keyboard. There's now coffee al over this one. yours still seems to be working just fine"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 November 6, 2008 Quote I guess honesty isn't always the BEST policy! It didn't work for me. My ex g/f told me that she didn't want any more lying or cheating. So, I quit lying and it just seemed to make her angrier. (Some people... they give you a choice and you just can't win.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
