Stupidest Things Survey (from Myspace, of course)

[Baksteen 84]

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 0

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
(X) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Myspace/Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR:10

Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding (Skiing doesn't count? WTF?)
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit (a once in alifetime experience, I promise you that)
SO FAR: 13

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked / Loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 18

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
( ) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 22

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 28

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 30

Level 13
(X) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 32

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 35

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 39

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 44

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain (the best kisses)
SO FAR: 47

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Saint Nicholas
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ Sun Rise With Someone You Care / Cared about
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 50

Level 19
(X)Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (Haha!)
SO FAR: 53

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" or "Dick" or "Pussy"...in public
( ) Swam With Dolphins (No, but I've scuba dived with sea lions.)
SO FAR:54

Level 22
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 55

Level 23
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel ("attempted" being the operative word.)
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 58

Level 24
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 61

Level 25
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 61

Level 26
(X) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 59

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Got asked to make a porn video
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 61

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 64

Level 29
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black-Mailed
SO FAR: 66

Level 31
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 70

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 71

71??

Since when am I so damn pure?
Maybe I'm just lucky with the questions they ask...

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[Bolas 5]

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p.s. where's No. 30?

There's also 129 questions...

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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