BillyVance 35 #1 November 13, 2008 Go ahead, give it your best shot with a one-liner. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 November 13, 2008 Quote Go ahead, give it your best shot with a one-liner. If you can get through 'everyday' with only one line, you need to make smaller lines... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #3 November 13, 2008 not a one liner but... superglue ->head of dick -> inside leg -> arousal... enough said... problem solved.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #4 November 13, 2008 Don't go to bed with an itchy asshole or you'll wake up with a stinky finger.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 November 13, 2008 John Wayne Bobbitt was on Howard Stern this morning My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 November 13, 2008 Quote John Wayne Bobbitt was on Howard Stern this morning "Bobbit"- What a perfect last name for that poor guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 November 13, 2008 Go to the bonfire. Post a thread. We'll Tawk No big wup. http://video.aol.com/video-detail/coffee-talk/1500114441 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 November 13, 2008 Quote Go to the bonfire. Post a thread. We'll Tawk No big wup. http://video.aol.com/video-detail/coffee-talk/1500114441 Like a BIG STICK of BUTTTTTER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #9 November 13, 2008 I heard Lorena Bobbitt was in an accident on the freeway the other day.................. Some dick cut her off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #10 November 13, 2008 ...beat it til it works! So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 November 13, 2008 Quote ...beat it til it works! Wash it like you have to wash the skin away.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #12 November 13, 2008 Recieve Blowjob, Cures everythingSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #13 November 13, 2008 Quote ...beat it til it works! Beat it like it owe's you money.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 November 13, 2008 Quote John Wayne Bobbitt was on Howard Stern this morning LisaH wants to know where the rest of him is. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 November 13, 2008 Take my wife....please?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 November 14, 2008 Quote Take my wife....please? I was waiting for somebody to come up with the best answer.... "divorce her!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #17 November 14, 2008 How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
