Andy_Copland 0 #1 November 15, 2008 All i wanna do, is catch the ugly fucker and take a picture as i've never been up close to one. So 4 times already hes out witted me, tonight i was sure i was gonna win. 7:30 came, i had my beer in my hand and an eye on the street where he crosses. Now i had a hillbilly fuck with me who said if you scare it, it will play dead. He was 20 minutes late but eventually he came, waited for him to get to the grass and both ran out like lunatics. It looked at us like morons and done the 100m dash in about 15 seconds. Even he said he'd never seen a possum move that fast. I swear i'll catch that bastard within the next 7 days and get a picture of him playing dead bastard. Next time im throwing a firework at him.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #2 November 15, 2008 Quote Fuck That Possum Please take discussions of bestiality to the History and Trivia forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #3 November 15, 2008 Good luck with that. Currently I am in a small war with a weasel. I am used to fighting with mice this time of year as they look for somewhere to spend the winter but they usually have the decency to run away when I enter the room. This guy just gets half under a piece of furniture and then turns around to look at me with the those "seriously dude, what's the problem?" eyes. Someone told me he will keep the mice away so I was thinking he might not be a bad roommate but then he shit in my pasta strainer. I am not happy with my roommate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #4 November 15, 2008 QuoteI am in a small war with a weasel. Please take discussions of marital difficulties to the Women's forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #5 November 15, 2008 Quote Quote I am in a small war with a weasel. Please take discussions of marital difficulties to the Women's forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 November 15, 2008 Next time im throwing a firework at him. _____________________ Please don't do that. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 November 15, 2008 Quote Next time im throwing a firework at him. _____________________ Please don't do that. Please take discussions of whining & begging to the Instructors forum. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 November 15, 2008 Quote Quote Next time im throwing a firework at him. _____________________ Please don't do that. Please take discussions of whining & begging to the Instructors forum. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #9 November 15, 2008 So what you gonna do after the firework don't get him? - ACME TNT ? - Boulder and catapult contraption ? I can see you getting seriously hurt in your pursuit... Look what happened to Wile E Cayote BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 November 15, 2008 Quote hes out witted me (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 November 15, 2008 Quote So what you gonna do after the firework don't get him? - ACME TNT ? - Boulder and catapult contraption ? I can see you getting seriously hurt in your pursuit... Look what happened to Wile E Cayote BP Drop an anvil on him (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 November 15, 2008 Fuck That Possum This has to be one my favorites, if not THE favorite, subject lines I've seen on here.Fucking hilarious. And yes, I'm easily entertained!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #13 November 15, 2008 Somewhere out there on a 'Possum.com' site there is a possum telling his story.. "No shit there I was... crossing the road on my way out for the night when these 2 drunken madmen jumped out from the bushes and went BOOO !!! WTF? ..." BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 November 15, 2008 I know your story is BS. There's never been a 'possum that made it across a road successfully. Nice try though.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 November 15, 2008 Quote Please take discussions of whining & begging to the Instructors forum. Damn! Back to the drawing board. I was shooting for arrogant and condescending in there. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 November 15, 2008 Wait!! Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Possum Wait!! Please Mister Possum, look and see (Oh, yeah) If there's some time in your day for me Please, please Mr. Possum You know it's been a long long time Since I popped that Corona with lime! So many days you passed me by You saw the tears standing in my eye You wouldn't stop to make me feel better What I need is an Irish Setter! So wait a minute, wait a minute (Oh yeah) Wait a minute, wait a minute (Oh yeah) Wait a minute, wait a minute (Oh yeah) You wouldn't stop for me While I went off to pee. So wait a minute, wait a minute (Oh yeah) . . . . .(fade out)My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #17 November 15, 2008 WTF Andy And yes this possum crosses the road every night. If the firework doesnt work and make him fall over the next step will be parking the car right next to his walkway, sitting in silence....then as he passes in front of the car kick on the radio as loud as it will go with my distorted standard crappy speakers, flash the lights on and off and shake the car by the steering wheel screaming "Arghhh" at the top of my lungs. Possum road rage. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 November 15, 2008 Quote- ACME TNT Absolute win!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #19 November 15, 2008 hes probably more likely to confront you than to play dead. Had one in my parents backyard walking across the fence once, I tried scaring it to get it to go away. threw an orange at the fence in front of it, lazily turned around, did the same thing, then it looked at me with eyes of stop it. When I got closer, it showed some teeth hahaha. that was one tough opossumCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #20 November 15, 2008 Q: Why did the possum cross the road? A: To fuck with Andy_Copeland of course. And to entertain us.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #21 November 15, 2008 This is funny! I've walked right up to one just being real quiet. Scaring them doesn't work. But it reminded me of these guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGz97dxGHV8&feature=related Their sight and hearing aren't the best so just try sneaking up on the fucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somethinelse 0 #22 November 15, 2008 You should get a terrier... that would definitely take care of the critter problem! I love my Jack Russell Terrier. You should've seen her the first time she saw, and was the end of, a mole... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somethinelse 0 #23 November 15, 2008 I think that was his "possom rendition" of the old Carpenter's song, Wait a Minute, Wait a Minute (Mr. Postman) I think ya gotta be a Baby Boomer or a Child of the 60's to relate to that one. But then again, that's why I knew where he was coming from. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #24 November 15, 2008 That's possumbly the worst post in the thread so far .... after Pops (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somethinelse 0 #25 November 15, 2008 well, possums are about as nasty as rats... and carry disease as well... A dog may not necessary cause it's... end, so to speak, but could keep it away, as well as other critters that tend to get in to your trash cans... and throw it about your previously clean yard... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
