davidlayne 5 #1 November 19, 2008 An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two?' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #2 November 19, 2008 www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #3 November 19, 2008 Dang, I had to read it twice before I figured it out."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 November 19, 2008 _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhrmustang 0 #5 November 19, 2008 Come on Chris, you are faster than that. The strong can always afford to be gentle, It is only the weak who need to "give as good as they get." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
