Good grief, they're everywhere....

[diablopilot 2]

So I'm looking for a job on Craigslist......and I get this in reply.....

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Hello,
thanks for your response and i am glad to tell you that i'm okay with your Application as regards the security job,also for accepting the offer.I'm and my wife are Based in the UK , I will like to give you the details about the Job and also some details about my wife whom you will Be Guarding
You will be guarding her for 3hrs/day and 3days/week also she will be staying in the state for a 2 weeks.I have contacted my wife concerning the job and for other purpose which she might need you for,which she told me is okay by her,i believe you are fit for this position in as much you will prove yourself a reliable and and good person.Her arrival date should be November 30th, she is Coming to the state for shopping and she will be handling a large amount of Money and i won't want any Hoodlum to attack her thats why i need you to secure and guard her.You will be Guarding her with no fire arm,you will be working for three 3 a week and 3 Hours a day.. the days are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays in the Hours of 2-5 pm... will prefer you have your car available and if not it's still okay by me,I am offering you $800 for her first week. So i will like to make a one week deposition before my arrival so that i will be assured that i had secured your services. Also i want you to know that my client who is in US will be sending you a check of $3,900 which i want you to know that the remaining funds will be used by my wife for her travel expenses,accommodations and any
other expenses,Kindly Get back to me with the following details of yours ,
1.Your Full name
2. Home address,city/location,postal code and
3.Phone Number.
if you are good with the offer so that the paycheck can be forwarded to you as soon as possible and i will appreciate quick response from you.
cheers.
Here are some Details About me and My wife My Name: Jamie Steiner
Wife's Name : Kathy G Steiner
Contact Address: House 965, India Buildings 4, Victoria Road, Dundee,
Scotland, UK
Postal Code: DD1 1JG
My Occupation: Engineer
My Wife is A Full House Wife My Wife's Boi
Height : 5 ft. 8 inch
Age : 29
Weight 134 lbs Thanks and please get back to me asap
Regards
Steiner

Think I should take the job?

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[flyangel2 2]

Yup............

It's on the Internet, so it must be true.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[SuFantasma 0]

How could you ignore such a generous offer? Are you kidding me? Jump on it .... In addition, his wife is "Boi", which is a term rarely heard in the US.... Just think of it as "Oh Boy!"

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Ask for pics of his wife.

[popsjumper 2]

I dunno. It's probably the girl in the "greatest thread" thread. Would your car be able to handle that?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[sunshine 2]

Since i know you were smart enough to accept - congrats on the new job!!

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Hairy_Haggis 1]

Holy crap NO!

Stay WELL AWAY from anyone with an address in Dundee!!!!!

That's where they invented the 'bypass' you know!!

It's not the speed that kills ya, it's the sudden stops!