popsjumper 2 #1 November 25, 2008 So...some of you guys have wives, some have SOs, some have Mothers to do it for you. What about those guys between adventures or those home alone? This one's for you. http://www.noob.us/entertainment/beer-launching-fridge/ My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 November 25, 2008 Oh and here I was thinking you found out about the blue pill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 November 25, 2008 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James.UWE 0 #4 November 25, 2008 Haha. Seriously, I dont want my beer shaken up before I open it. Anyway, you can't fit proper man sized British cans in there, just the kiddy sized yank ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #5 November 25, 2008 .... not bad...... and for sure Number ONE invention in the "complicated " category...now in the "simple " category.???it HAS to be the " bamboo back scratcher"...jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 November 25, 2008 Quote British cans Freakin' barbarians. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #7 November 25, 2008 I came into this thread fully expecting thing underwear - or at least the internal combustion engine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 November 25, 2008 Sorry But I can not agree with you for several reasons.. The beer launcher appears to only work with Cans. Beer in Cans (with a few exceptions) is for broke college students and rednecks. The Traditional Beer Retrieval Unit (Ie.. Girlfriend, Wife and/or closest Available Hottie) works just as well, does not shake up the beer, Opens the beer before handing it to you, Can also make Sammiches and can occasionally deliver the beer and a Blow Job. Sorry but this mechanical substitute fall waaay short. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 November 25, 2008 This calls for a "Why your beer flinging fridge is better than a woman" thread. I'll start. When your fridge has a fling, you still get the beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #10 November 25, 2008 The mechanical blow job option is outlawed in most states, at least via mail delivery. Female beer delivery +1. I think J nailed it thought. Can beer is just plain nasty for 99% of beers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #11 November 25, 2008 Has to be a thermos as it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold... How does it know?? "He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #12 November 25, 2008 Quote The beer launcher appears to only work with Cans. Beer in Cans (with a few exceptions) is for broke college students and rednecks. As is evidenced by the obvious "college kids apartment" in the background of the video... I dunno, I'd just about go back to cans for one of those. My "automated, boobie-breasted beer retreival unit" seemingly broke down right about the time I put the ring on her finger. Elvisio "do they make one for 40s yet" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #13 November 25, 2008 I thought it was the cake that caused those domestic modifications.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 November 25, 2008 The cake is what Kills the sex drive. The Ring has been proven to interfere with the Beer Retrieval Function. The Wedding Band also has been linked to other malfunctions and is known as the anti-Blowjob ring in some circles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 November 25, 2008 Quote Haha. Seriously, I dont want my beer shaken up before I open it. Anyway, you can't fit proper man sized British cans in there, just the kiddy sized yank ones. Are we to have 'can envy'?Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 November 25, 2008 You should be grateful that American beer cans are smaller - less shite beer to contend with Cheers (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #17 November 25, 2008 They can put that shite in any size or type container for all I care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 November 25, 2008 Ain't that a fact? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 November 25, 2008 Quote You should be grateful that American beer cans are smaller - less shite beer to contend with Cheers I guess, since I have not had an alcholic drink in over 12-yrs., it doesn't matter to me. While we are on the topic of 'cans, American women have the biggest 'cans!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #20 November 25, 2008 can I get a half-n-half then? A callipygian Latina on the bottom with an American woman with a nice upper deck on top please? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 November 25, 2008 Quotecan I get a half-n-half then? A callipygian Latina on the bottom with an American woman with a nice upper deck on top please? That's a pretty tall order! Or, would you like her shorter? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 November 25, 2008 Quote Quote While we are on the topic of 'cans, American women have the biggest 'cans!Chuck The biggest money can buyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 November 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote While we are on the topic of 'cans, American women have the biggest 'cans!Chuck The biggest money can buy Even Dolly Parton had a breast reduction. She complained of severe back-aches! You get what you pay for!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
