BIGUN 1,483 #1 November 30, 2008 It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket Watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch... The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 30, 2008 Is this a joke or a confession as to what happened at home? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #3 November 30, 2008 OWWW.... AD is in a mood. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 November 30, 2008 QuoteAD is in a mood. Kind of...well, yup yup, I guess I am. Hopefully the forecast is wrong for tomorrow, since its calls for my fat ass to back up under my Velo!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #5 November 30, 2008 Quote Quote AD is in a mood. Kind of...well, yup yup, I guess I am. Hopefully the forecast is wrong for tomorrow, since its calls for my fat ass to back up under my Velo! I didn't know another hurricane was to hit Texas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 November 30, 2008 Well, I started lifting weights again a few months ago and have put 10lbs on, so I'm around 300 (or a little more) out the door...I might be ok, even if our 182 basically hovers to altitude!Speaking of which, I have decided to NOT get a HMA lineset with this new "development." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #7 November 30, 2008 HMA......hugh monsterous ass?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #8 November 30, 2008 QuoteIt was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket Watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch... The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center. AARP... HELP... we have someone from your magazine posting in this forum !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 November 30, 2008 Quote HMA......hugh monsterous ass?? Yup, that's pretty much it. I hope swooping makes it to the Olympics, I want a chance to be a fatass who is eating pizza and smoking a cigar the night before the international competition. Instead of getting on a box of Wheaties, I could be on a Papa Johns box or do a commercial with Joe Camel...You know, be a good role model.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #10 November 30, 2008 Quote Quote HMA......hugh monsterous ass?? Yup, that's pretty much it. I hope swooping makes it to the Olympics, I want a chance to be a fatass who is eating pizza and smoking a cigar the night before the international competition. Instead of getting on a box of Wheaties, I could be on a Papa Johns box or do a commercial with Joe Camel...You know, be a good role model. Or a model for Speedos... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #11 November 30, 2008 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
