porpoishead 8 #26 December 2, 2008 im not sure if they mat more than once through out the year but we will only shoot males if we hunt them at all getting near december. the males have a wax gland in their sack area that produces a parafin like wax. when they impregnate the females they pack the poontang up with wax once theyre done so no other male can hit that shit. so the males around dec. mating time have very large ball sacks ... because they are trying to wax that ass so you can see squirrels next season..if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 December 2, 2008 Quote im not sure if they mat more than once through out the year but we will only shoot males if we hunt them at all getting near december. the males have a wax gland in their sack area that produces a parafin like wax. when they impregnate the females they pack the poontang up with wax once theyre done so no other male can hit that shit. so the males around dec. mating time have very large ball sacks ... because they are trying to wax that ass so you can see squirrels next season.. OMG! I laughed my ass off picturing little ghetto squirrels saying how they "tapped that ass" and saying "word" and shit like that. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #28 December 2, 2008 QuoteI dont know about anyone else, but i think its cute. Even licks me in them hard to reach places. Sorry, Andy. "FUCK THAT POSSUM" That still cracks me up a week later!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #29 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote im not sure if they mat more than once through out the year but we will only shoot males if we hunt them at all getting near december. the males have a wax gland in their sack area that produces a parafin like wax. when they impregnate the females they pack the poontang up with wax once theyre done so no other male can hit that shit. so the males around dec. mating time have very large ball sacks ... because they are trying to wax that ass so you can see squirrels next season.. OMG! I laughed my ass off picturing little ghetto squirrels saying how they "tapped that ass" and saying "word" and shit like that. yeah huh...them squirrels are gangster LMAO!! these are the things i was taught as a kid growing up... i was taught about animals and hunting/shooting fishing... my knuckle headed kids just want to play x-box and computers and shit I drag them out with me every chance i get though..but they lose interest fast...if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #30 December 2, 2008 CUTE ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #31 December 2, 2008 I had one...the hardest part of having one as a pet was trying not to sling it off when it sunk it's teeth into my hand...often. It died...I think it caught something from me! 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #32 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote and to donny osmond.... I literally just choked on a cashew. Gotta agree... That one made me laugh! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #33 December 2, 2008 Borrow a good squirrel dog and some climbing gear, and hit the woods around mid-April. Look for a nest in a high fork.....it'll look like a huge bird's nest made of twigs. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #34 December 2, 2008 sounds like it could be fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #35 December 2, 2008 nest snatching just seems kinda fucked up to me. but if you must have a pet squirrel then.. if you can't find you a good catahoula or other squirrel dog to go snatching with get you a distress whistle, there are several kinds for sale around its either a plastic tube(open ended on one end and a small hole on the other) or the ones that looks like a little flying saucer about the size of a quarter with a hole through the middle. these ones fit in your mouth so you can use it hands free you can make either fairly easy if you know whats up. the tube ones work the best. thats the ones I make. but either way i've seen them for sale i got some around I'll upload a picture. plfking is correct right around turkey season, spring, the fucking easter bunny whatever... there will be alot of newborn squirrels around. roll out in the jungle(quietly) with your distress whistle and find a nice chillin spot. preferably around a bunch of the oak trees. pick you a nice small sappling or a palmetto bush or some shit you can make a ruckus with. sit and chill for a few minutes, smoke a joint, whatever..then let loose on that distress whistle weeeee!!! weeeeee!!!! weeeeee!!! should sound like a high pitched shrill.. shake the fuck out of your sapling or palmetto make a ruckus... after 45 sec a minute just chill the momma squirrels are gonna come out of the fucking wood work highly pissed off and barking their asses off. well if they don't have alot of pressure from hunting and shooting where you are at then they will chill after a bit when they figure that nothing is going on. no eagles or big birds skull fucking another squirell nest whatever.. then just follow them back to their nest climb the tree and handle your business i must warn you though squirrels, especially momma squirrels are fucking crazy and they will put up a fight they won't think twice about bitting the shit out of you to defend their nest. if they are playing ring around the rosie with you (you see them and then you dont) then there is probably pressure on the game from hunting...in this scenario just go full camo then wait till they start moving then you start moving..get up on em bud... if you change your mind about the pet thing... they taste good with rice and squash/zuchini in a tomato based gravy..if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #36 December 2, 2008 hmm, idk if i have that kind of dedication. maybe i'll just get a hamster or guinea pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #37 December 2, 2008 I shall not reply - I shall not reply - I shall not reply ....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #38 December 2, 2008 hamsters and guinea pigs are for fags.. go get you a squirrelthen post pictures... wear your termintor shades so mamma squirrel don't poke you in the eye..slap her clean out of the tree and get your pets.. if you're ascared then say youre ascared if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #39 December 2, 2008 not scared. lazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
