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SudsyFist

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...PORN.

Amateur: Hairy. Fat. Ugly. Buy a fuckin' razor.
My Wife: Old. Wrinkly. Gross. Die already.
My Girlfriend: Gross.
Cute: Gross.
Sweety: Gross.
Exotic: Brown. As in paper.
Angel: 30+yo w/pigtails and tweak-induced smile.
Brit/British: HUUUUUGE tracts of land. Oh, did I mention saggy and droopy?
Baseball Bat: Yep.
First Time: Nope.
Kissing: No action. I repeat, no action.

Anyone else have any useful ones to add?

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Husky: behemoth
BBW: horrendously huge fleshpile
exclusive: same tired old pics stolen from 25 other sites
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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dating online terms:

Tired of the game: Cant be picked up at the single's bar, even after 12:00 A.M.
no strings attached "that will be fittty dollas"
Open minded "Well, your conjoined twin seems to have a lazy eye, but . . . lets talk!"
Adventuresome: I might have a warrant for my arrest. (might not neccessairly be a bad thing)
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...PORN.

Amateur: Hairy. Fat. Ugly. Buy a fuckin' razor.
My Wife: Old. Wrinkly. Gross. Die already.
My Girlfriend: Gross.
Cute: Gross.
Sweety: Gross.
Exotic: Brown. As in paper.
Angel: 30+yo w/pigtails and tweak-induced smile.
Brit/British: HUUUUUGE tracts of land. Oh, did I mention saggy and droopy?
Baseball Bat: Yep.
First Time: Nope.
Kissing: No action. I repeat, no action.

Anyone else have any useful ones to add?



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Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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