stitch 0 #26 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Why skydiving is better than sex! 1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more. 2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important. 3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids. 4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are. 5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways... 6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive. 7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them. 8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough. 9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. 10. Everyone is ugly in freefall. Try again : Why Sex is better than Skydiving 1. Unless you're of the EXTREMELY rowdy nature it is much harder to break bones or die having sex. That is unless you're 'Twardo's age and are just feeble. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #27 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Why skydiving is better than sex! 1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more. 2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important. 3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids. 4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are. 5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways... 6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive. 7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them. 8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough. 9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. 10. Everyone is ugly in freefall. Try again : Why Sex is better than Skydiving 1. Unless you're of the EXTREMELY rowdy nature it is much harder to break bones or die having sex. That is unless you're 'Twardo's age and are just feeble. 2. There is no bad pizza, just degree of goodness... there are no bad skydives, just degrees of goodness.... there is no bad sex, jut number of partners (yes, solos skydive are as good as solo pizza, etc)Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #28 December 2, 2008 Quote Try again : Why Sex is better than Skydiving 1. Unless you're of the EXTREMELY rowdy nature it is much harder to break bones or die having sex. That is unless you're 'Twardo's age and are just feeble. Or she didn't tell you she was married and her husband was a black belt"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #29 December 3, 2008 My wife has those too !! their crotchless and buttless... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #30 December 3, 2008 Skydiving has never made my whole body shudder. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
