npgraphicdesign 3 #1 December 2, 2008 Why skydiving is better than sex! 1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more. 2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important. 3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids. 4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are. 5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways... 6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive. 7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them. 8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough. 9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. 10. Everyone is ugly in freefall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #2 December 2, 2008 As much as I love to skydive... I'm not convinced it's better than sex! Maybe your not doing it right?? Talk to a good (sexy)instructor and get some professional advice. However, I don't think you'll find any information in the SIM??Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 December 2, 2008 11. Freefall's better than sex 'cause it lasts longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 December 2, 2008 Quote 11. Freefall's better than sex 'cause it lasts longer. Poor Valinda.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #5 December 2, 2008 yeah but sex is freeFor most people anyway BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote 11. Freefall's better than sex 'cause it lasts longer. Poor Valinda.... Disciplines: Formation Skydiving Freeflying Now if he'd mentioned wingsuiting... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #7 December 2, 2008 Quote yeah but sex is freeFor most people anyway True, but your mom charged me.Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #8 December 2, 2008 Quote Why skydiving is better than sex! 1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more. 2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important. 3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids. 4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are. 5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways... 6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive. 7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them. 8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough. 9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. 10. Everyone is ugly in freefall. Try again : Why Sex is better than SkydivingY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #9 December 2, 2008 Quote 11. Freefall's better than sex 'cause it lasts longer. I can't believe you said that!! That is just SO NOT true! People are going to feel sorry for me needlessly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 December 2, 2008 Hi Honey.I'm still at work. I'll be home soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #11 December 2, 2008 Quote Hi Honey.I'm still at work. I'll be home soon. OH! I can't wait! I got new stuff from Victoria Secret I wanna show you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 December 2, 2008 Shhh. They'll make us get a room . . . again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #13 December 2, 2008 Quote Shhh. They'll make us get a room . . . again. I got a room for ya! Keeping it warm until you get here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #14 December 2, 2008 Sex is better than skydiving because it's not weather dependent, you're allowed to drink before and even during, and if you screw it up, the worst that can happen is you have to sleep in the wet spot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Shhh. They'll make us get a room . . . again. I got a room for ya! Keeping it warm until you get here. Do we need to bring ear plugsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #16 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Shhh. They'll make us get a room . . . again. I got a room for ya! Keeping it warm until you get here. Do we need to bring ear plugs We're discreet. We don't want to traumatize the kids down the hall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Shhh. They'll make us get a room . . . again. I got a room for ya! Keeping it warm until you get here. Do we need to bring ear plugs We're discreet. We don't want to traumatize the kids down the hall. So Ball gags or clothYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #18 December 2, 2008 Quote Why skydiving is better than sex! When skydiving is usually better than sex either you're doing things you shouldn't skydiving or not doing things you should when having sex. In the "skydiving is better than sex" category, I made my first sky surf following instructions from "Black Death Billy" before he reformed with our DZO flying before he died. "Black Death Billy" used to be like a California surfer Dude where every tenth word out of his mouth was "Dude." Lots of us figured that we'd enjoy his company while we still could. Among other things after he grew up a bit and reformed he quit drinking, started running daily, got a rigging ticket, became a Realtor(TM), and got a respectable haircut. Truly shocking. His sky surfing instruction program was like "Dude you gotta practice getting into the board like ten times so you don't hold people up. Dude, you gotta be aggressive and get on top not like [ video of out of control spinning follows ]." It was cursory, but provided for an exciting first sky surfing experience. Like many of us the DZO suffered from a high level of testosterone poisoning, liked to fly aggressively, and lots of us hoped that he wouldn't take many people with him (he didn't) when he died flying (he did). So on my first sky surf I got extra altitude, probably had some hypoxia (hopping around with a board around 18000 feet MSL should do that), surfed out the door as instructed, flew in formation with the King Air until he passed beneath me, and didn't bother with any sort of practice touches until maybe 6000 feet. That was awesome, better than most sex. I made my first night jump during the lunar eclipse while we still had the Hale-Bopp comet. I'd have to look through my log books but was probably jumping my 135 at the time. That was awesome, better than most sex. Doing those sorts of things on an ongoing basis is not conducive to a long injury free stint in the sport. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #19 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shhh. They'll make us get a room . . . again. I got a room for ya! Keeping it warm until you get here. Do we need to bring ear plugs We're discreet. We don't want to traumatize the kids down the hall. So Ball gags or cloth Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #20 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Hi Honey.I'm still at work. I'll be home soon. OH! I can't wait! I got new stuff from Victoria Secret I wanna show you! That's just mean, Valinda. Poor John just confessed to some timing issues, and you are going to make him even more excited. This is what you should be wearing from now on. John, no need to thank me. I'm just doing what I can to help.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Hi Honey.I'm still at work. I'll be home soon. OH! I can't wait! I got new stuff from Victoria Secret I wanna show you! That's just mean, Valinda. Poor John just confessed to some timing issues, and you are going to make him even more excited. This is what you should be wearing from now on. John, no need to thank me. I'm just doing what I can to help. Better not get the dropseat version... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #22 December 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Hi Honey.I'm still at work. I'll be home soon. OH! I can't wait! I got new stuff from Victoria Secret I wanna show you! That's just mean, Valinda. Poor John just confessed to some timing issues, and you are going to make him even more excited. This is what you should be wearing from now on. John, no need to thank me. I'm just doing what I can to help. I'm definately buyin' a pair of those! Gotta find one with a butt flap though.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 December 2, 2008 Quote Shhh. They'll make us get a room . . . again. get a room or post pics whatever way the wind blowsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 December 2, 2008 Those actually look good for cold weather jumping. I'll take the polar fleece oneDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #25 December 2, 2008 THOSE are PJ's are awesome!!!! I have been looking everywhere for some cozy drop bottom flannel PJ's ...I just ordered them!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
