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Burglar bakes puppy in the oven

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I don't think he suggested that at all. It has been a long known fact throughout the law enforcement community in general, that A LOT of killers, not just serial killers showed signs early in childhood, of a lack of remorse toward any living thing. I personally grew up with two such people, both ended up murdering. One is dead the other will never see light outside of prison. Both started by blowing up frogs and tying cats together by the tail and hanging them over a clothes line. A person that does such a thing to a helpless animal for no reason WILL move on to "bigger and better" thrills
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A friend of mine had a shit-for-brains brother who was a sadistic son of a bitch. He got bored one weekend day and decided to have fun with the microwave oven. Their dad was home sleeping in the living room and their mom was out shopping. Anyway, SFB captured a bug, what kind wasn't specified, put it in the microwave and nuked it, it crawled the first few seconds then all its legs went stiff. Then he got a frog, stuck it in there. It was just sitting there and I don't know how long it took, but when he was done, he had to yank on the frog whose tongue had stuck to one side of the oven and its rear legs were almost touching the other end! :S

The grand finale was when the stupid fucker grabbed some kitten from the yard, stuck it in there and nuked it. Its heart exploded out of its chest. B| They were out looking for something else to nuke when the dad woke up to an acrid smell coming from the kitchen. He thought dinner was ready and the wife had burned it, as usual. Opened the door to the microwave, looked inside, and fainted. His boys came in with a puppy, saw what had happened, and thankfully aborted their plan, and carried their dad to his bedroom. They quickly cleaned out the microwave oven as best they could and dumped the carcass in a clear plastic bag and left it in the garbage can outside.

Then their mom came home. She smelled something funny. Saw nothing out of the ordinary, oven was clean, etc... so she figured maybe it was the kitchen garbage, and took it out to the garbage can outside, took the lid off and was about to drop the bag in when she noticed the bag on top of the pile in there. Remember it was a clear see-thru bag... When she realized what had happened, the microwave oven was the very next thing to go in there.

True story, I shit you not. :S

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So what punishment do you think should be meted out to someone who baked a puppy in a microwave?



There are already animal anti-cruelty laws in place. They should be subject to the full extent of those, as well as their other crimes.

John, really, sometimes I wonder what you're driving at.

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10. They have high rates of suicide attempts.



That is like saying, you always get injured on the last ski run of the day - because you stop skiing after the injury, right?

When the attempt becomes successful - then they are no longer a serial killer with active status, huh?

Based upon the other items in the list, being an underachiever, doing poorly in school, not holding down a job, etc - coupled with this line - where they can't even figure out how to kill themselves, it is a wonder they are so good at killing others.

Back on the thread... I think intentional abuse and painful (not humane) killing of animals should be a very serious crime, right up there with intentional killing and abuse of humans.

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usually an arguement.:D



don't want to create any drama or argue about your spelling of arguement

but if ya' can't freakin' spell the word korrectly then just shaddup ;):D
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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usually an arguement.:D



don't want to create any drama or argue about your spelling of arguement

but if ya' can't freakin' spell the word korrectly then just shaddup ;):D


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Don't worry about my fucking spelling. Please.:)

Yes leave Spence alone, he gets angry when people pick on his spelling:ph34r:
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Don't worry about my fucking spelling. Please.:)

Yes leave Spence alone, he gets angry when people pick on his spelling:ph34r:



Not really angry but it does make me want to smack someone in the head.:)


Spelling is a function of subjugation... comformists !
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Don't worry about my fucking spelling. Please.:)

Yes leave Spence alone, he gets angry when people pick on his spelling:ph34r:



Not really angry but it does make me want to smack someone in the head.:)


Spelling is a function of subjugation... comformists !
it's a weak mind that can only think of one whey to spel a wurd
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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Don't worry about my fucking spelling. Please.:)

Yes leave Spence alone, he gets angry when people pick on his spelling:ph34r:



Not really angry but it does make me want to smack someone in the head.:)


Spelling is a function of subjugation... comformists !
it's a weak mind that can only think of one whey to spel a wurd


Spilling iz a seing uf erucation ! Groew Up!
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Don't worry about my fucking spelling. Please.:)

Yes leave Spence alone, he gets angry when people pick on his spelling:ph34r:


Not really angry but it does make me want to smack someone in the head.:)


you big meany, nex u will be torturing insexts, then moove up 2 microwaving puppies oar something, then u will hav too go and achewally kill somebody to fulfill your desteny
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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Billy,

What has this guy done since this incident?



I have no idea. I have not talked to his brother in probably 10 years now, but from what I remember, he wasn't somebody you wanted to piss off. Think Hells Angels. He has that mentality.
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How do you make a dead puppy float?



A small bit of crushed ice in the bottom of a tall glass.
Fill with Coke.
Add two scoops of dead puppy.
;)

...yes, yes... definitely unbalanced.
:D




this is total bullshit.....

everyone knows it's 2 scoops of dead puppy and 1 can of barqs rootbeer...

coke and ice WTF!!! you must be a serial killer:P

:D



IBC root beer. You both lose.


A & W Fountain Root Beer - y'all lose.
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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