Amazon 7 #51 December 3, 2008 Little bluepills Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #52 December 3, 2008 Quote Quote The sentence, "Can I ask you a question?" WTF??? That should be, "Can I ask you TWO questions, this one and the one after it?" Just ask the fucking question without the preliminary bullshit & save us both some time. George Carlin!I make sure I stump all the kids I work with. If they ask that question I usually say yes and walk away. or "you didn't leave me much of a choice now, did you?" Then I move on to help someone else. Yeah, I am also fond of the "THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK" print ... Why don't just leave the fucking page blank and be done with it ...Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #53 December 3, 2008 QuoteDrivers who are in a huge hurry in traffic and ride my bumper when I am doing the speed limit in the left lane, with traffic in front of me. The dickheads think that because I actually leave a reasonable following distance, that I am going too slow. For those assholes I find a car going slow in the right lane, speed match with them for a while, then speed up and catch back up to the traffic again. Every time they try to go around me in the right lane, I close up the 4 car lengths and stuff them as best I can. Take your place in line and wait your turn, fucktards. Stupid fuckers think that I should get out of their way so that they can close the 4 car lengths to catch up to the traffic in front of me. The other one is SLOW mergers. You know, the ones who trundle down the freeway entrance at 35mph and blindly merge into 65mph traffic. Once they establish position, they speed up slowly. As i said previous, this is the most Fucktard behaviour on the roads. Those who antagonise other road users intentionally, then wonder why people get road rage or lose focus on thier driving to pay more attention the dicksmokers who think it's there right to "play push me shove you" on the roads. Pay attention to your own driving and not to the "fuckwits" around you.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #54 December 3, 2008 Let them pass, put some music on and chill out mate ... better to get to your destination late than not at all. Your not going to change their behaviour, but you can change yours. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #55 December 3, 2008 QuoteLet them pass, put some music on and chill out mate ... better to get to your destination late than not at all. Your not going to change their behaviour, but you can change yours. Egg Sack LeighYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #56 December 3, 2008 I'm only short mate - that went right over my head. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #57 December 3, 2008 DOH : Exactly (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #58 December 3, 2008 Quote DOH : Exactly You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #59 December 3, 2008 People starting to walk along the train as it pulls into the station. Just WTF are you trying to accomplish? "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #60 December 3, 2008 People on their 25 minute commute that hang out in the left lane playing blocking games interfering with my 800 mile drive. Once again-If there's a blue Explorer 3 feet off your bumper with the lights flashing, that "Slower Traffic Keep Right" sign is referring to you.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prodiver913 0 #61 December 3, 2008 Annoying: When the surf sucks When you want one more load for the day and that one person leaves who makes it impossible to get the load up. Fat people who do nothing to stop their own suicide. Joy: Everything else I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #62 December 3, 2008 Quote Quote What little things annoy you on a daily basis... You know, the stuff that no-one else is bothered about? And what little things throughout the day bring you the most joy/happiness? Annoying: A woman in work every day has to eat cereal (at mid-day) from a bone china bowl with a metal spoon. The bloody noise drives me MAD - riny dink riny dink rinky dinkr inky dink Joy: Seeing the bual buals and tinsel that my step-daughter decorated my car with on the weekend. BP Does she scrape the spoon on her teeth? Like chalk on a blackboard to me. Yup, scapes and bangs. Her teeth can not be real with how hard she hits them. Annoying one I encountered today... People (mostly christmas shoppers) who when they step off the escalator just stop, look around and try to figure out which direction to go next. Meanwhile me and every other poor sod on the escalator are walking backwards trying to avoid a pile up. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #63 December 3, 2008 Ok Im bored... so here is my list: Annoying: stupid drivers, dirty dishes in the kitchen sink, overly loud people, fighting over what to eat for dinner, working...anything to do with my 6'x6' pushpin cubical cell, people who get more sleep than me, people who talk about the weather, hypocondriacts (sp?), spell check (lol), text messages that come out of order, animals that go to the bathroom on the floor, cat hair on my clothes, creeky hardwood floors, cold weather without snow, telemarketers, companies that call themselves marketing firms that are door to door sales, missing caps on my pens, my bosses laugh (like nails on a chalkboard), irrational women, women who excuse being mean because of PMS, people who borrow things and dont give them back, being late, other people being late, waiting in line for anything, telephones that ring all the time, people who answer the phone durring a nice meal, messed up covers and sheets on the bed, light coming in the bedroom window while sleeping, pens that run out of ink, the taste of stamps, licking envelopes, gas prices, when my fingernails are too long, hang nails, my expanding waistline, computers that are slow, slow internet connections, almost everything in Houston, TX, my ex-wife, weak coffee, smelling like cigarettes (even though I smoke), arguments about somthing that happened more than a week ago, arguments that I loose, wasting resources, people who dont recycle, people who have more money than they know what to do with, drugs, people who cant handle alcohol, people who dont know when to stop, starting to play a song (guitar) and being interrupted, changing the radio station a million times before switching back to the first song you were listening to. I suppose I could go on and on with this list, but Id be surprised if anyone reads this much.. Likes: candy and sunrise_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #64 December 3, 2008 annoying: gurrls that get your hopes (and other things) up after they kept on sending texts like 50 times a day, and then dare to put in your face that they're "not quite ready for a relationship". and then get bitchy if you get back at them with something that is on their same level.. joy: fuck, its december, i suffer seasonal depression and cant think of anything! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #65 December 3, 2008 Here's what else is annoying me right now and I know it's terrible....my father. He's a lazy piece of crap who does nothing but sit around, watch tv, eat every cookie, snack food etc in the house rather than actually eating a meal, does no laundry, no cleaning, no nothing. But when he wants help then it's a different story. He pisses me off. Ok I'm done ranting. Oh the other thing is some common spelling mistakes: like a lot-it's 2 words and neighbor, weigh, their, weird, either etc. "i before e except after c or when sounding like "a" as in neighbor or weigh." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeregrineFalcon 0 #66 December 3, 2008 People who act like the stereotype that other people of their age/gender/race/religion/country are trying to dispel. People at the grocery store that don't put the divider on the conveyor belt after their groceries. Then I have to reach all the way over and get one myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #67 December 3, 2008 So you don't like a Reach-Around at the supermarket (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funjumper101 15 #68 December 4, 2008 QuotePeople on their 25 minute commute that hang out in the left lane playing blocking games interfering with my 800 mile drive. Once again-If there's a blue Explorer 3 feet off your bumper with the lights flashing, that "Slower Traffic Keep Right" sign is referring to you. I don't hang out in the left lane and drive slow. I drive at the flow of traffic, on relatively crowded freeways, leaving a reasonable gap in front of me. Please explain why I should move over when I am going at the flow of traffic in the left lane, when moving over into a slower lane of traffic is going to slow ME down and make it a hassle to merge back into the left lane. Most of the freeways I drive are four lanes, so the slow lane is REAL slow at times, and the slow mergers compound the problem. What makes you SO special that I should inconvenience myself on your behalf? The answer is...not a damn thing. In other words, wait your turn. I don't randomly block traffic. I drive with the flow, and if the flow is going the speed limit, plus, with tons of traffic in front of me, I am staying right where I am. Getting around me isn't going to gain you a damn thing. Wait your turn like a civilized person. If some asshole rides my bumper, flashing their headlights, depending on my mood, bad things can happen. If the speed limit is 65, busy traffic in the left lane is doing 70 plus, and you want to go faster, TFB. I am NOT going to get out of your way, unless you have red/blue flashing lights and a siren. I learned to drive in Boston, MA. Don't fuck with Boston drivers, even if they are 2800 miles from Boston. If you are doing an 800 mile drive, you should leave earlier or plan to arrive later so that you don't cause problems with other drivers. Bring a cooler with food and drink so you don't waste time at resturants. Limit your food and drink intake and use a johnny bottle to minimize the number of stops needed. THAT will gain you much more time than harassing other drivers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #69 December 4, 2008 Tailgaters are idiots Quote"Only a fool breaks the 2 second rule!!" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #70 December 4, 2008 QuotePlease explain why I should move over... Both you guys... Two choices: Move over: Nice guy Stay and Block: Arrogant all-about-ME asshole. Sounds like you both have anger management issues, too.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChibiKuma 0 #71 December 4, 2008 I really can't stand people who can't "wipe their own ass" for lack of a better saying....I mean seriously I am not your mother....drives me insane. I love waking up in the morning feeling so rejuvenated from having a good night/rest. TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #72 December 4, 2008 Quote Yeah, I am also fond of the "THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK" print ... Why don't just leave the fucking page blank and be done with it ... I work for the FAA. One day, in our Read-and-Initial binder was a memo stating that in an earlier memo the last page was blank. The new memo stated that the last page of the old memo should have said "This page intentionally left blank." That's why the FAA is so dorked up sometimes.My peeve; Drivers who don't use turn signals. I try to meet up with them, roll down a window and say "Hey, your turn signal's not working." with a concerned look on my face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #73 December 4, 2008 Quote Little bluepills was that in the 'annoying' or 'joy' category? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #74 December 4, 2008 also, that damn dumb ditzy woman on the Progressive Insurance commercials... she makes me never want to turn the tv on ever again.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGkmJRKA4VU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #75 December 4, 2008 Quote also, that damn dumb ditzy woman on the Progressive Insurance commercials... she makes me never want to turn the tv on ever again.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGkmJRKA4VU I think she's great! Love her energy. She's making good money being ditzy. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
