timmyfitz 0 #1 December 6, 2008 http://funny2.com/homer.htm One of my(many) favorites..... "Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #2 December 6, 2008 A personal favorite: Quote If the bible has taught us anything, WHICH IT HASN'T, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, like hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 December 6, 2008 isn't that an oxymoron? (Kinda like Oprah's guide to staying thin) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 December 6, 2008 My favorite inst in there "Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?"Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #5 December 8, 2008 Marge: "Homer, your boss says if you don't come in today, don't bother to show up Monday." Homer: "Woo Hoo 4 day weekend!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #6 December 8, 2008 "Mmmmmmmm, sacreliscious" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurfer 0 #7 December 8, 2008 "Lookout, Marge! I'm coming up to bed and I've just been watching Womens Beach Volleyball on ESPN!!" aloha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
