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Toddlers are dangerous

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I swear every time I see my nephew after he has been to a kids party (he seems to have one every weekend) I get ill. Usually its just the sniffles but every couple of months 6 to 8 hours after I hear "Baba ukle ames" I start pebbledashing the furniture in the smallest room.:(

Not only that but he is now at the height where he seems determined to ensure that he has no cousins.

But apart from all that I never thought I'd care so much about another human being, even if he gives me colds, the shits and hits me in the nuts. Wtf?;)

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For the first 3-4 years my first child went to elementary school, I used about 2=3 weeks of sick leave a year. She was always bringing home some dandy little cold.:S

I bet elementary school teachers have the best immune systems in the world.:D



Is that why Michael Jackson wore those surgical masks?
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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For the first 3-4 years my first child went to elementary school, I used about 2=3 weeks of sick leave a year. She was always bringing home some dandy little cold.:S

I bet elementary school teachers have the best immune systems in the world.:D



Is that why Michael Jackson wore those surgical masks?


Pretty much... :D
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I thought it made him harder to pick out in a police lineup.:|


:P



Might be tricky ;)
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I bet elementary school teachers have the best immune systems in the world.:D



Eventually, but it takes time. When my old roommate started teaching Kindergarten she was bringing something different home every week. Did you know it was possible to get pink eye 3 times in 2 months? Somehow she managed to accomplish this :S
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