Yoshi 0 #1 December 8, 2008 so little johnny was in school and the teached was going over an English lesson.. Teacher: Ok, class... can anyone use the word 'definitely' in a sentence? little johnny was about jumping out of his seat waiting to answer... but the teacher, warned of his usual off color responses picked Suzie first. Suzie: "umm.... the grass is DEFINITELY green?" she asked Teacher: while that is a great try its not totally correct... sometimes in the winter the grass turns brown so its not always true... anyone else? johnny was hootin' and raising his hand as high as possible... Teacher: ok.. how about you... Corrine Corrine: "Umm... the sky is DEFINITELY blue...?" Teacher: "again, that is a good try, but at night it is more black, and when its cloudy it can be white or grey... but great try... anyone else" with all of the other kids puzzled, little johnny still had his hand raised high. Teacher: "ok Johnny..what is your answer?" Little Johnny... "uhhhh... OH!... umm.. Are farts lumpy?" the teacher taken aback says: "no johnny farts are NOT lumpy" Little Johnny: "Well, Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants.."_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #2 December 9, 2008 The subject was sex. The teacher was naturally afraid. Little johnny was in her class. She started by asking the students what they knew about sex. Little Suzi said, "My cat had 8 kittens and that's what I know about sex." Little Billy said, My dog had 4 puppies and that's what I know about sex." And so it went throughout the room. Finally the teacher had no choice but to let Little Johnny have a turn. "OK Johnny, what do you know about sex?" Johnny answered, "Lone Ranger is surrounded by 400 Indians. He only has 4 bullets left. He takes careful aim to the north and with one bullet down go 100 Indians. One shot to the east and down go 100 more Indians. Same for the west and south and all the Indians are dead. And that's what I know about sex." And with that Johnny sits down. The teacher was perplexed and asked, "That was a very nice story Johnny, but what does that have to do with sex?" Johnny answered. "It just goes to show that you don't fuck with the Lone Ranger!"Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
