six BRAZILIAN MEN die in skydiving accident . . .

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A blonde is watching the news with her husband one evening when the newscaster says, " Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably saying to her husband," That's horrible!"
Slightly confused, he says," Yes dear, but there is always that risk involved with skydiving."
After a few minutes, the blond asks, still sobbing," How many is a brazilian??"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Yep, and it wasn't even that long ago.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Yep, and it wasn't even that long ago.

Since I went and got a life, I haven't been posting or reading that much and you can kiss my ass anyway.

Did you wave to Shane when he honked as he went by?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Well... how many are there?



Give us a blonde joke we haven't heard!

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Yep, and it wasn't even that long ago.

Since I went and got a life, I haven't been posting or reading that much and you can kiss my ass anyway.

Did you wave to Shane when he honked as he went by?

I didn't hear a goddamn thing and that's what I told him.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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How many is a brazilian?

Forgive me if I'm wrong but doesn't a Brazilian = two Americans

Gone fishing

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Well... how many are there?



Give us a blonde joke we haven't heard!

So that I have to explain it to all of you one at a time? I DON'T think so!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How many is a brazilian?

Forgive me if I'm wrong but doesn't a Brazilian = two Americans

Depends on the state. Alabama it would be 6 Brazilians.
California is about 0.5:1

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Yep, and it wasn't even that long ago.

That's because turtlespeeed is the blonde !

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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hmmmm, you definitely need to quit working so much!

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

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Give us a blonde joke we haven't heard!

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'



The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'