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If you don't have "carpet"...

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Where in the hell have you been? Did ya get married or something? ;)



I'm too much of a humanitarian to deprive half the species of me. ;)


I used to think that, then the "awesome" convinced me otherwise:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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What the hell do you call it???
:P

I've always heard "hardwood floors".

Linoleum???
Tile????
Landing strip?



Original flooring... sometimes unused, sometimes subject of heavy traffic, and sometime is the hallway to the jail cell...
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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So, a few weeks ago, while staying in the hotel, my lawn needed mowing but my electric razor was packed in a box in a moving van somewhere in West Virginia. After contemplating all that I read in the "Betty" thread, I decided to go for it and scalp her. Worst thing ever. It's tremendously itchy when it starts growing back and my threads are so thick, they were coming in ingrown. Never again will I go bald. I number three makes an adequate buzz.

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So they want to look like Fidel Castro ? ;)B|
Don't need to be bald, but there should be only a minimal decoration left, for both sexes , so says my wife. and i agree, as i get the fringe benny's ! :D:o



I knew a girl nicknamed ZZ-Top.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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What the hell do you call it???
:P

I've always heard "hardwood floors".

Linoleum???
Tile????
Landing strip?



Hardwood floors are so...yesterday; Bush is back!

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/12/11/bush_back/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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So they want to look like Fidel Castro ? ;)B|
Don't need to be bald, but there should be only a minimal decoration left, for both sexes , so says my wife. and i agree, as i get the fringe benny's ! :D:o



I knew a girl nicknamed ZZ-Top.


So there was this girl (non jumper) at a paticular boogie and anyway to get to the point... you could plant carrots in that shit.... most disgusting thing I ever saw....:SB|

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