Ashtanga 0 #51 December 3, 2008 I can't really believe it myself but it is true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #52 December 3, 2008 Not Really. That has got be one hell of a Hangy Meaty Box by now. Some serious Lip Flappage if she jumped nekkid. It would sound like someone forgot to stow their slider while she was in freefall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #53 December 3, 2008 Instead of buying beer for the DZ, she could buy the whole brewery._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #54 December 3, 2008 Sure, why not? I'm sure we could teach each other a lot of things. I could teach her how to pack. She could teach me how to shop. I could teach her how to sit fly. She could teach me how to shove stuff up my nose. Its almost like Forrest and Bubba, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #55 December 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I would break out the Head and Shoulders! I dont get it... Poor, naive Remy: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Head+and+Shoulders Sucker! lol And no, thats not what H&S is about Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #56 December 3, 2008 Quote agreed. I likes 'em pretty when they're nekkid. I'm willing to bet she ain't. Are you claiming to be the only person with Internet access who doesn't know what she looks like naked???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #57 December 3, 2008 Quote Quote agreed. I likes 'em pretty when they're nekkid. I'm willing to bet she ain't. Are you claiming to be the only person with Internet access who doesn't know what she looks like naked??? or being fucked and/or sucking cock!?lemme be the one to ask you first, why did you get internet in the first place anyway!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #58 December 3, 2008 Sure, why not? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #59 December 3, 2008 Quote Hell YEAH!!! I'd teach her how to sit fly. . . . . .on my FACE!!! I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right???Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #60 December 3, 2008 Quote Discuss or post nude pics of Paris. It would be a boom for the video guys (and gals)..... flying paparazzis everywhere !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,424 #61 December 3, 2008 Quote but you guys know she has herpes, right??? And they say she has no talent... sheesh. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #62 December 3, 2008 Quote Quote Hell YEAH!!! I'd teach her how to sit fly. . . . . .on my FACE!!! I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right??? Based on the probability of anyone ever even seeing her, much less anything else... let the silliness continue. Of course, with this "new" information (who'd have guessed), I may have to reconsider my marital plans. I was hoping for a quiet no-prenup wedding, blissful honeymoon, and a quieter divorce by the end of January. May have to skip the honeymoon and go right to the court date. A solid $229 a month settlement and I am set for life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #63 December 3, 2008 Quote Quote Hell YEAH!!! I'd teach her how to sit fly. . . . . .on my FACE!!! I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right??? No anal sex for the boys either.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #64 December 3, 2008 That's why I voted for the "Lysol" one earlier today. I mean, cooties are cooties, right? I would've guessed they taught sex education in a rich boarding/day school, right? This is when we need a puking icon! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #65 December 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Hell YEAH!!! I'd teach her how to sit fly. . . . . .on my FACE!!! I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right??? No anal sex for the boys either.... g Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #66 December 3, 2008 If Paris Hilton learned to skydive and did a nekid jump, there would be a deafening whistling sound.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #67 December 3, 2008 I would jump nekkid with her and hold her lips together. It would sound more like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuieKCLILPs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #68 December 3, 2008 Quote I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right??? Hence the head and shoulders to clean her out. Let's see herpes tryin to get through head and shoulders. Plus, her va-j-j and her ass would be dandruff free! Just makin sure it's not sloppy for the next guy. Oh, and her videos can be found here,,,NSFW... http://www.slutload.com/watch/qM9kZJXd/Paris-Hilton-Get-Loads-Of-Sperm.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #69 December 4, 2008 Quote Quote Hell YEAH!!! I'd teach her how to sit fly. . . . . .on my FACE!!! I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right??? Do you really think that's all she has? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #70 December 4, 2008 Quote Do you really think that's all she has? Maybe so, but she's really rich. If the money was right, I wouldn't have a problem with letting her do Darktreader.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #71 December 4, 2008 Any DZ can always use another hottie to have around. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #72 December 4, 2008 Quote Quote I've known you for years and I didn't know that you had a definition for polite Personally, I think it's as easy as "common courtesy" but in todays world there is nothing common about that. I was always taught to treat others as you would want to be treated. Say hello, smile and ask how are they doing? How right you are! Common courtesy... Hey! Wait a minute...so that's what is is, eh? All this time I thought it was because your were madly in love with me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #73 December 4, 2008 Quote Any DZ can always use another hottie to have around. Really? Do we want all that attention around the DZ? Did we "notice" that the headlines read "Paris Hilton addicted to skydiving" In some cases 'addicted' (with the single quotation marks in the headline)..... On the other hand, I think she would make a very good reserve packer ...Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #74 December 4, 2008 >> hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade A parade? there's a parade? where? I could use a parade these days to cheer me up. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #75 December 5, 2008 QuoteAs you have already noted we have LOTS of different people in our sport. Does not mean we all "hang out" and meet after the day is done. Actually that's one of the things that attracted me to this sport in the first place. Everyone left the titles/jobs/status at home and just hung out.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
