virgin-burner 1 #26 December 8, 2008 Quote Quote This does shed some light on why you get a bit pissy sometimes. You know, being a battered husband and all. Nah - he's bragging to his friends that "last night she came to me on her hands and knees!" Of course, he doesn't mention her saying "come out from under that bed and fight like a man!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #27 December 8, 2008 Finally met your match eh Andy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #28 December 8, 2008 Quote Quote Good for her Switch the genders. Now what are you saying? Hypocrits.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #29 December 8, 2008 Yeah but it's ONLY Andy and he's a big boy now.... well 1 out of 2 ain't bad ..... well O.K then 0 out of 2.... O.K I appoligise (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 December 8, 2008 Lorena Bobbitt. How much is it worth to NOT mention those two words to her? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #31 December 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Good for her Switch the genders. Now what are you saying? Hypocrits. +1"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #32 December 8, 2008 I just told her in a very stern voice "Bitch stop hitting me and swallow my dick before i lay my pimp hand down sucka" Worked a treat.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #33 December 8, 2008 Quote I just told her in a very stern voice "Bitch stop hitting me and swallow my dick before i lay my pimp hand down sucka" Worked a treat. She knocked you right into this week???? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #34 December 8, 2008 I predict the next time you have sex it'll be scary...you'll be all alone.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #35 December 8, 2008 I warned her .1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #36 December 8, 2008 Quote I warned her . You're just a fragile little porcelain doll, aint ya mateYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #37 December 8, 2008 QuoteI warned her . I bet that's HER pimp hand from smacking YOU around!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #38 December 8, 2008 Its actually from me trying to land a canopy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #39 December 8, 2008 Quote To nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag Without thinking i blurted out "would you just shut the fuck up already?" I never realised my woman could throw a quick succession of 4 or 5 punches in a row Im gonna pack my rig for some freefall therapy. Why does she care? I mean seriously.... you came home... that is what matters... I will never understand why women nag nag nag at their men... that will push anyone away quickly... So you went out and had some fun...big frickin deal.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #40 December 8, 2008 Well to be fair i have been getting shit faced a lot, jumping a lot and basically neglecting her. So i sat down with a movie last night and shes on top of the world. That bores me to farking death though.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #41 December 8, 2008 Quote I tried to be a hero standing it up in front of the camera....didnt work. Fail I like this one better "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #42 December 8, 2008 Ahhh fuck. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #43 December 8, 2008 Oh come on, the smile and hands up is a way better shot than the face you are making in the other pic "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #44 December 8, 2008 haha! *pointsfinger* mr. canopy-control-god.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #45 December 8, 2008 My feet slipped from under me in the snow, whats your excuse 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #46 December 8, 2008 uhm, my feet slipped on the wet grass!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #47 December 8, 2008 Touche!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #48 December 8, 2008 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #49 December 8, 2008 Are you certain you're not Irish ?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #50 December 8, 2008 Quote Are you certain you're not Irish ?? Does it really make any difference what part of the British Isles he's from? Drunken sots, the lot of them... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
