iluvtofly 0 #101 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote can turtles count? No! True dat... What Turtle in his right mind would think it's safe to take on 5 blondes in one thread. g Does Turtle even have a right mind? To Turtle...is it really only the size of a toe? Poor little thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #102 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote can turtles count? No! True dat... What Turtle in his right mind would think it's safe to take on 5 blondes in one thread. g And thats a clean GOAL right there!!! GIA with the score! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #103 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote can turtles count? No! I can count to 21 if I have to. I have all my fingers and toes. Well, actually we were saying that you don't count. Doesn't matter how high you can, or can't, count. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #104 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Also be sure to include a picture of your own boobies so that I can verify that it is infact you that the pics were sent too. Glad I could help!! I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#. But I do deserve them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #105 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote can turtles count? No! True dat... What Turtle in his right mind would think it's safe to take on 5 blondes in one thread. g And thats a clean GOAL right there!!! GIA with the score! You may be right . . . but I have 5 short blondes al taking their turns with me . . . Yeah - you're right - That IS a GOAL!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #106 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Also be sure to include a picture of your own boobies so that I can verify that it is infact you that the pics were sent too. Glad I could help!! I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#. But I do deserve them! Not from me! Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #107 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Also be sure to include a picture of your own boobies so that I can verify that it is infact you that the pics were sent too. Glad I could help!! I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#. But I do deserve them! Not from me! Sorry. I still deserve them whether you are willing or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #108 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Also be sure to include a picture of your own boobies so that I can verify that it is infact you that the pics were sent too. Glad I could help!! I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#. But I do deserve them! Not from me! Sorry. I still deserve them whether you are willing or not. Are you a Stupid Fucker?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #109 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Also be sure to include a picture of your own boobies so that I can verify that it is infact you that the pics were sent too. Glad I could help!! I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#. But I do deserve them! Not from me! Sorry. I still deserve them whether you are willing or not. Are you a Stupid Fucker? Depends.... are you a stupid turtle? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #110 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Also be sure to include a picture of your own boobies so that I can verify that it is infact you that the pics were sent too. Glad I could help!! I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#. But I do deserve them! Not from me! Sorry. I still deserve them whether you are willing or not. Are you a Stupid Fucker? Depends.... are you a stupid turtle? Absolutely . . . admittedly so!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #111 December 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote nigga please Hey Turtle and Normiss.... FUCK YOU..... It seems like you might need to be taught a lesson or 12 LOL, like she could learn anything from you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Silly Turtle. g Gia is right you couldn't teach me shit.... ya Stupid Fucker!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #112 December 11, 2008 QuoteI don't get the massive lock down today. Can someone explain it to the blond? Is there rules against stupid threads? If so why aren't they all locked? Did someone say something inappropriate? Is rhyming against the Bon Fire rules? I'm confused. National PMS day... possibly?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #113 December 11, 2008 Here's the rundown of the days events- First someone got Laid off, so what do you do when you get laid off, you get Made- don't ask why it's just part of the process, then after you get made it's time to suppress your depression and get Laid, while you're getting laid the police see what you are doing from the street and decide that it would be a good time to conduct a Raid. The place is ransacked in the process so you hire a Maid who happens to be hot and you are tempted but then for some reason Quade shows up and determines that there are enough of your silly asses running around and that you should be Spayed. The police are still there but before they can pin you down to get you spayed they are Made by Robert De Niro taking pictures from a nearby refinery- for what, I don't frekkin know. This whole ridiculous redundant chain of events irritates the crap out of people who have to take time out of their day to read it. So it all gets Locked and now someone is getting Rocked and so we enter another continuous loop of insanity. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #114 December 11, 2008 That's a very nice summery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #115 December 11, 2008 Very well done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #116 December 11, 2008 Skymama came home from a rough night of drinking?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #117 December 11, 2008 Quote Quote OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! How could I even have forgotten that. I'm glad you caught it or else someone may have had grounds to call me a stupid fucker. No, according to Mamajumps you have to be male to be called that name. You would prefer Stupid Fuckee?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #118 December 11, 2008 Quote Skymama came home from a rough night of drinking? Skymama never has a rough night of drinking. It wasn't me, I was busy cleaning my house when it all went down. I do have to go kick Asthanga's ass though for starting a new one.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #119 December 12, 2008 Quote Gia is right you couldn't teach me shit.... EWWWWW - No CUPS!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
