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Yoshi

Twas the Night Before Xmas (my version)

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twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
everyone was stirring
even the mouse

mom at the whore house
dad smoking grass
I just settled down
for a nice piece of ass

when out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
to see what was the matter

then out in the yard
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be saint nick

he came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
if im not mistaken
the fucker had fell

he filled all our stockings
with pretzles and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer

he flew up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart

he cursed and he swore
as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all
and have one hell of a night!"
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this space for rent.

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