I just stuck a tree up an Angels ass.

[Amazon 7]

Man am I glad that is over with... this christmas tree shit is work.

[stitch 0]

Why do you bother then?

You can buy pre-decorated ones at almost any store now.

Then you could have spent your time on much more productive ventures, like coming down to Tacoma to entertain my bored ass.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Amazon 7]

Not in this weather..... there are too many people in this area from tropical third world shitholes.. and California.. to go driving 70 miles in the snow.... man.. thats fucking suicidal

Yes I have about 4" of snow up here.

[hcsvader 1]

oh no a whole 4", better declare a state of emergency! im not sure how many inches of snow we have but its -fucking37 here tonight, a few inches of snow is the last of my worries. my beer might freeze solid if i dont drink it fast enough

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Amazon 7]

Its still snowing...

Seattle is known for its rain.. not for its snow..

Snow is supposed to stay in the mountains where it belongs and where it can be used properly ( I only live about 45 minutes from Stevens Pass.... they usually get about 20 ft or so there in the winter.
http://www.stevenspass.com/Stevens/snowreport.aspx)

You see we have all that relatively warm not_so_Pacific Ocean over there that keeps us fairly warm in the winter... and mild in the summer. oh.. Seattle is also the northenmost major American city in the lower 48 states. we are sitting farther north.. than Minneapolis or Maine. We are also farther north than a fairly good percentage of the Canadian population including your major cities of Toronto, Montreal, Ottowa, and Quebec. Hongcouver is just a couple hours north but they have similar weather to ours.

Its your choice to stay up there in the sub-arctic.... where your hair freezes into interesting icicles when you were standing on your head

[hcsvader 1]

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Its your choice to stay up there in the sub-arctic.... where your hair freezes into intereting icicles when you were standing on your head

HEY, dont give out the secret of how i get my hair to stay up!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Amazon 7]

[hcsvader 1]

Haha if you want a perfect mohawk in canada all ya have to do is get out of the shower and go outside and do a handstand for 5 minutes!!!

Perfect everytime

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Amazon 7]

hell save your energy... just get an inversion table.

[hcsvader 1]

I could see that being used for other activites that would take up alot of energy

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Amazon 7]

[popsjumper 2]

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I could see that being used for other activites that would take up alot of energy

+10 points on your man card.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[popsjumper 2]

...I love your way of seeing things.



A true artist.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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Man am I glad that is over with... this christmas tree shit is work.

It is a shitload of work. I'm not even putting mine up this year. It's only me, I'm not having any parties or company over, so my kitty cat head ornament tree (about 2' tall) will have to do in its usual place on the kitchen counter.

Bah humbug!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[mnealtx 0]

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...I love your way of seeing things.



A true artist.

You just like that "sticking things up asses" idea, Pops...

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[grannyinthesky 0]

You have heard where the angel on the top of the tree came from haven't you? If not. read on.....

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones,
and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two
others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground
and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the
end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood
a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel stuck on top of the Christmas tree . . . .

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

[Amazon 7]

[SuFantasma 0]

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Man am I glad that is over with... this christmas tree shit is work.

Festivus, for the rest of us !

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[Fozz 0]

BAAAHHH HUMBUG!!!!

I hate short days, being injured,being single,being...

John Fosgate
"In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond
MB 4310
www.N3Racing.com

[grannyinthesky 0]

So come play at Eloy for New Years. Hopefully your leg will be all better by then and a bit of altitude cures most anything that ails ya'

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

[BillyVance 35]

You could have saved yourself the trouble and linked to my thread on this Christmas tree joke.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[grannyinthesky 0]

I didn't see yours until after I had posted mine. You beat me by about an hour. It never fails...... I'm gonna give up posting stuff.

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

[Amazon 7]

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You could have saved yourself the trouble and linked to my thread on this Christmas tree joke.

So... get out and be a doer Billy dont just post about it..... I am quite certainly a doer.... I dont just post about it on DIZZY

(Most of the time)