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BillyVance

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oh i am the funniest.... hehehehe.. funiest looking....actuallyi should win with my duck joke... or my three oldladies joke........ i aam king, all bow down before me!!!



I said no self-promoting! :D

Skinnyshrek is one funny bastard... Hell that's what he seems to call everyone... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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oh i am the funniest.... hehehehe.. funiest looking....actuallyi should win with my duck joke... or my three oldladies joke........ i aam king, all bow down before me!!!



oh please not again!!!!I got my life time dose of those jokes this past weekend:S;):D

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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The funniest DZ.commer that I've jumped with would have to be ACME!
That jump with the "GET THE HELL OFF ME BIOTCH!" dock will go down in history!



Corey Corey...you kill me! :ph34r: You always tell people about the "GET THE HELL OFF ME BIOTCH!" dock, and I always tell people about our K-Pow "Corey's-footprint-on-my-face-shield" dock!!

:D:D:D:D

I miss our 3-ring circus jumps, buddy. [:/]
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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yesssssss duckwater cracks me up!!!!!!! something jraf posted the other day STILL has me laughing when i visualize it:D ...but it got deleted. i bet remster remembers it tho:)
i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce

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and jaye for that matter! i even posted a heyeeeeeeee wheressss jayeeee thread when the bonfire got kind of mehhhh.[:/] away too long! i always open gfd threads too... i like her sense of humor. i think i just named 5:S i'm really bad at narrowing down.
i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce

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For me its gotta be Billy :)He stays away from attention whoring and still manages to keep up the post numbers, nearly every one bringing at least a smile to my face.

Keep up the good work ;)


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Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

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Has to be sunshine...pops up with a witty comment then disappears! :ph34r:



Yeah, she zinged one at me last evening that cracked me up!! :D:D Don't forget Muenkel, he's good at that too!! He always makes me laugh. Haven't seen him in a while, where ya at Chris??
Don

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Has to be sunshine...pops up with a witty comment then disappears!



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Sunshine! Yeah! She gets off some good ones. She strikes then... she's not there!
Frenchy, has a 'dry' wit. Really funny.



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Yeah, she zinged one at me last evening that cracked me up!! Don't forget Muenkel, he's good at that too!! He always makes me laugh. Haven't seen him in a while, where ya at Chris??



Aww, tanks guys. I don't mean to disappear, i just have a job now where i actually work. My boss even told me today i was an excellent employee!!

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look you fat bastard the only reason you got mentioned is because your red high blood pressured face makes everyone feel sorry for you....Now get some organization for next years boogie. This years boogie was ok but could of been better.
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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My boss even told me today i was an excellent employee!!
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Does he post on here?? If so, I think we found our winner!!



Now thats funny. :D

Seriously though, I actually got a raise today cause my boss thinks i'm so awesome.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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