Things NOT to do on sunday....

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I'm baking 5 dozen cookies to donate at work tomorrow, and I have a rotation of baking sheets going. I open the oven, check the 2 sheets that are in, then reach up to grab the sheet that ready to go into the oven, except, I grab the one that just came out! No oven mitt of course.

Damn that hurts.

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

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I'm baking 5 dozen cookies to donate at work tomorrow, and I have a rotation of baking sheets going. I open the oven, check the 2 sheets that are in, then reach up to grab the sheet that ready to go into the oven, except, I grab the one that just came out! No oven mitt of course.

Damn that hurts.

Three ounces of tequile, via oral, within a 2 minutes period should begin to soothe the feeling.

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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Thank you doctor, its starting to feel better, but, it still kinda hurts. And the bad thing, it's my tequila pouring hand.

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[chiquita24 0]

Tequila is the solution for everything! Ok well it may not help the burn but will probably help the pain. Try some aloe if you have any.

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I find I usually get in more trouble after the tequila, my usual is stoli rocks, or bourbon rocks.

How are things going, did you take that job in Lancaster?

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[JohnMitchell 16]

Ouch!

Well, I spent my Sunday fixing the dryer. Then the washer broke. Spent the rest of my Sunday trouble shooting that piece of $%^#. Now I've got the part on order from eBay, No clean clothes for the Mitchells for about 4-5 days.

[The_Don 0]

You went to Ebay for a washer part?

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[JohnMitchell 16]

Yep, 75% cheaper and less screwed up than some of those parts.com websites all over the net.

[popsjumper 2]

Please don't tell us you were nude while baking...very dangerous and should only be done by the professionals.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[wildfan75 1]

Apparently I am not a professional then.

At the end of this don't ask me why if it was so hot that I felt the need to bake something in the oven!

It was a hot summer day and I was just wearing a sports bra (and shorts for you dirty minders!) around the apartment. I went to take the pan out of the oven and put it on top of the stove. I didn't quite get the pan high enough and jammed the right-out-of-the-oven pan into my bare stomach. It blistered immediately.

Of course I was in college and didn't have any first aid things around, so I had to drive to the only thing open at time of night, which was 24 hour grocery store.

I play the "blonde card" for it all!

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Please don't tell us you were nude while baking...very dangerous and should only be done by the professionals.

Oh HELL no! No way, not after that unfortunate Bacon Frying Incident.

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---