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floridadiver81

So i have a date with a really hot chick tonight!

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With your track record of people you meet online, I'd recommend:

1) a VERY public place

2) letting several people know where you are



2.5) Check to make sure "she" is really a she.


3) double-bagging it.

Sounds like you've had a problem with that before...:ph34r::P
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With your track record of people you meet online, I'd recommend:

1) a VERY public place

2) letting several people know where you are



2.5) Check to make sure "she" is really a she.


3) double-bagging it.
If she's cute enough to get that far with, just roll he/r over ;)>:(
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With your track record of people you meet online, I'd recommend:

1) a VERY public place

2) letting several people know where you are



2.5) Check to make sure "she" is really a she.


3) double-bagging it.

If she's cute enough to get that far with, just roll he/r over ;)>:(

hehe...and then go with the "I'm not gay, I don't receive" line? :D
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She probably wasn't as hot as her photo. She's gained weight. A terrible goiter has grown on her neck. She had her lazy eye doctored. Her unibrow was shaved. There was a lot of base make-up on her acne. Plus, pictures don't portray the natural stench of a person.

No...it hasn't happened to me before. I'm just guessing!

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She probably wasn't as hot as her photo. She's gained weight. A terrible goiter has grown on her neck. She had her lazy eye doctored. Her unibrow was shaved. There was a lot of base make-up on her acne. Plus, pictures don't portray the natural stench of a person.

No...it hasn't happened to me before. I'm just guessing!



I meant the visual of some woman not shutting up while starting to give a blow job. Makes me laugh. :D
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ok so it didnt happen. she got stuck closing the store that saturday night so i never went over there. Then i got called into work sunday for an emergency yacht job that had to get done. She didnt believe me when i told her that i had to work. She thought i was blowing her off. Even after i told her that work always comes first being that its basically a customer service/trade field. Oh well...she prolly found someone else. No big deal to me. Theres plenty of fish in the sea.
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Even after i told her that work always comes first being that its basically a customer service/trade field.



Even as a kid, we all knew that adults had to go
to work. Also, we knew that they couldn't just
drop everything and come home and play with us.

I'm thinking that if another adult doesn't understand
that, you don't need to worry about them.

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