Those freakin' Dutch people..

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The Dutch word of the year...

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At least they are starting a new photo trend. Who's first?

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

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Swaffelen is something only men can do. Apparently, it means to swing one's penis, making it bump against something, in order to stimulate either oneself or someone else.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

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scene is a bedroom somewhere, a happy couple is about to make love..

men: "can i swaffelen you?"

woman: "WHAT!?!?!"

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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Die nederlanders zijn allemaal helemaal gek. Lekker met je lul uit je broek hangen en er een woord van maken.....

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Not my hobby...but just to clarify...

Its actually not stimulating yourself, but rather just dangling your closest friend against an object or person out of fun/offensive ways..

A well known dutch TM at Teuge is known for his swaffel-actions...never stand at the manifest with your hands behind your back.
As when he stands behind you, you'll feel something in your hands, and then have two thumbs appearing left and right of your head..

Only witnessed it..never experienced it...wont say if thats a good or bad thing. Just to keep my image of 'sick and twisted'

JC
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSm7-Xn8Ac&feature=related

Timestamp 2:30

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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The Dutch word of the year...

So, the english translation of that is "mushroom stamp"?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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A well known dutch TM at Teuge is known for his swaffel-actions...never stand at the manifest with your hands behind your back.

Is he familiar with the terms "bend, fold, spindle and mutilate"?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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scene is a bedroom somewhere, a happy couple is about to make love..

men: "can i swaffelen you?"

woman: "WHAT!?!?!"

That would be "Can I swaffel you"

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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Die nederlanders zijn allemaal helemaal gek. Lekker met je lul uit je broek hangen en er een woord van maken.....

Language, language

'sides - your Dutch is better'n mine.

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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scene is a bedroom somewhere, a happy couple is about to make love..

men: "can i swaffelen you?"

woman: "WHAT!?!?!"

That would be "Can I swaffel you"

And you know they love it..

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scene is a bedroom somewhere, a happy couple is about to make love..

men: "can i swaffelen you?"

woman: "WHAT!?!?!"

That would be "Can I swaffel you"

woman: "That's a sexy swaffler you have there"

buddy: "Look at that guy's swaffler!!!"

dad: "That's m'boy. He got the family genes with his big ol' swaffler!"

mother: "My baby's growing up... He such a swaffelen great guy"

dude in bar "bet I can swaffelen more than you can"

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No, no, no, no, no, no no!

You've got it all wrong - swaffelen ("to swaffel") is a verb, not a noun.

That's next year's addition.

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom