shermanator 4 #1 December 17, 2008 A family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers; 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20's, a woman's Breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollypocket 0 #2 December 18, 2008 I got somewhat angry when I saw this post under your posts... So I clicked... Then I realized, you just posted something I sent you anyway! So by the transitive property you HAD dug your own grave, but saved yourself before the hatch was buried! /\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 December 18, 2008 reading that made my head hurt. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #4 December 18, 2008 Reading what? the joke or the response? Or both? CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #5 December 18, 2008 Quote reading that made my head hurt. Mine too.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #6 December 18, 2008 Quote Reading what? the joke or the response? Or both? Oh great, now she is using my username. what up with that?CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 December 19, 2008 Quote Reading what? the joke or the response? Or both? yesSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
