Yoshi 0 #1 December 19, 2008 so this lady is at the grocery store and heads up to the register... she stands in line right behind this little old man that was probably in his 80's... as she took the items out of her basket and put them on the belt he studied each one. first a carton of eggs... he looked at the eggs that up at her. then a gallon of milk...same thing look at the milk...then her. then a bag of apples, a frozen pizza, an US weekly magazine and chap stick... each time when she set something on the conveyer he looked at the item intently then at her. he then said..."excuse me... you are single right?" taken back the woman paused...wondering why he asked that... then she said " you know...I am...but I dont understand" thinking she must be giving off some clues with what she purchased she asked "How did you know I was single" the old man again looked at her items and then back up at her and said "cuz your fuckin ugly"_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
