BillyVance 35 #1 December 20, 2008 As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, Is the TV closed captioned? she said yes, I then said: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she says, " It's regular porn, you sick bastard." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #2 December 20, 2008 sounds like my kinda receptionist... she watches the hotels porn channel at work."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #3 December 20, 2008 Thanks for the laugh.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #4 December 20, 2008 I don't get it. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #5 December 20, 2008 Quote As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, Is the TV closed captioned? she said yes, I then said: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she says, " It's regular porn, you sick bastard." What? No midgets???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, Is the TV closed captioned? she said yes, I then said: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she says, " It's regular porn, you sick bastard." What? No midgets??? midgets arent disabled... they are "fun sized""I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, Is the TV closed captioned? she said yes, I then said: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she says, " It's regular porn, you sick bastard." What? No midgets??? midgets arent disabled... they are "fun sized" do they come in holiday packs like snickers and kit-kat bars?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
