Unattractive Names

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Emily, Emma, Madison, Abigail, Olivia, Isabella, Hannah, Samantha, Ava, Ashley, Sophia, Elizabeth, Alexis, Grace, Alyssa, Mia, Ella, Anna, Taylor, Kayla, Hailey, Jessica, Nicole, Kylie, Katelyn, Zoe, Paige, Gabriella, Jenna, Kimberly, Stephanie, Alexa, Avery, Andrea, Leah, Madeline, Nevaeh, Evelyn, Maya, Mary, Michelle, Jada, Sara, Audrey, Brooklyn, Rebecca, Caroline, Amelia, Mariah, Jordan, Jocelyn, Arianna, Isabel, Marissa, Aaliyah, Gracie, Claire, Isabelle, Molly, Mya, Diana, and Katie.

But then again I'm very picky.

you might has well look for a girl named Bob! wtf?
you dont like any female names!?
like Cody is anything special! That's more of a dogs name than a mans name.

LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!"

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Emily, Emma, Madison, Abigail, Olivia, Isabella, Hannah, Samantha, Ava, Ashley, Sophia, Elizabeth, Alexis, Grace, Alyssa, Mia, Ella, Anna, Taylor, Kayla, Hailey, Jessica, Nicole, Kylie, Katelyn, Zoe, Paige, Gabriella, Jenna, Kimberly, Stephanie, Alexa, Avery, Andrea, Leah, Madeline, Nevaeh, Evelyn, Maya, Mary, Michelle, Jada, Sara, Audrey, Brooklyn, Rebecca, Caroline, Amelia, Mariah, Jordan, Jocelyn, Arianna, Isabel, Marissa, Aaliyah, Gracie, Claire, Isabelle, Molly, Mya, Diana, and Katie.

But then again I'm very picky.

you might has well look for a girl named Bob! wtf?
you dont like any female names!?
like Cody is anything special! That's more of a dogs name than a mans name.

maybe he's not attracted to female names...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[LisaH 0]

We don't choose our names. Our parents give them to us.

Finding someone unattractive because of their name is rude and shallow.

Fail at life because of their name?? Sheesh.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[hcsvader 1]

Some parents are very cruel people...

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[gonzalesna 1]

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We don't choose our names. Our parents give them to us.

Finding someone unattractive because of their name is rude and shallow.

Fail at life because of their name?? Sheesh.

Yes, but you can always change it.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[porpoishead 8]

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maybe he's not attracted to female names...

maybe he's not attracted to females at all...





i can't think of any that I don't like..I'm weird though I like funky names, funky words in general. if it sounds crazy then I probably think it's stylin.

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[gonzalesna 1]

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maybe he's not attracted to female names...

maybe he's not attracted to females at all...





i can't think of any that I don't like..I'm weird though I like funky names, funky words in general. if it sounds crazy then I probably think it's stylin.

what about hufalumpagus???

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[porpoishead 8]

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maybe he's not attracted to female names...

maybe he's not attracted to females at all...





i can't think of any that I don't like..I'm weird though I like funky names, funky words in general. if it sounds crazy then I probably think it's stylin.

what about hufalumpagus???

hell yeah, sounds cool as the other side of the pillow.

I mean how cool would it be to say I fucked hufalumpagus right in the ass....shit sounds cool right..

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[hcsvader 1]

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I fucked hufalumpagus right in the ass

Honestly.... I think I would call that one a personal victory.... Not one you go telling your friends about... But thats just me

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[gonzalesna 1]

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maybe he's not attracted to female names...

maybe he's not attracted to females at all...





i can't think of any that I don't like..I'm weird though I like funky names, funky words in general. if it sounds crazy then I probably think it's stylin.

what about hufalumpagus???

hell yeah, sounds cool as the other side of the pillow.

I mean how cool would it be to say I fucked hufalumpagus right in the ass....shit sounds cool right..

Depends... did you go ass to mouth?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[porpoishead 8]

LMAO!!!


no shame in my game bro..

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[porpoishead 8]

damn A.T.M.
is that what the girls are into over there in kung-fu theatre???

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[hcsvader 1]

So I suppose you follow the "any hole is a goal" Logic too eh?

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[gonzalesna 1]

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damn A.T.M.
is that what the girls are into over there in kung-fu theatre???

don't know yet

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Coreece 190]

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I fucked hufalumpagus right in the ass

I knew Snuffaluphagus was a bastard...

Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

[gonzalesna 1]

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I fucked hufalumpagus right in the ass

I knew Snuffaluphagus was a bastard...

are they related to humpalotapus?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Coreece 190]

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are they related to humpalotapus?

actually, that was Snuff's real dad...

Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

[gonzalesna 1]

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are they related to humpalotapus?

actually, that was Snuff's real dad...

I thought that was sniffsalotastuff

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Coreece 190]

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I thought that was sniffsalotastuff

You're right, I'm thinking of Stixalotamuff....

Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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I thought that was sniffsalotastuff

You're right, I'm thinking of Stixalotamuff....

So then who's jumpininthebuff?

Wait... that's me.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[galvar2439 0]

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Nikki.

NOW THAT THERE is funny!, i dont care who ya r. GGGGEETTTTRRRRRRRR Done!

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

[VTmotoMike08 0]

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Fail at life because of their name?? Sheesh.

At some BS company diversity training I had to go to a year or so ago, we talked about this. I can't find the particular material, but we learned about some professors who did some research where they sent identical highly qualified (but made up) resumes to several companies that had posted job listings. The only difference was that some resumes used names that were highly ethnic and difficult to pronounce. They did this with enough resumes to eliminate most random chance and variation in responses. The simply truth was that people who had more common, pleasant and familiar names got more call backs from employers.

So, you might not fail at life with a weird name, but be prepared for a more uphill battle.

Additionally, I was told flat out that being a domestic applicant is an advantage when applying to a graduate school program that is dominated by foreign applicants.

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At some BS company diversity training I had to go to a year or so ago, we talked about this. I can't find the particular material, but we learned about some professors who did some research where they sent identical highly qualified (but made up) resumes to several companies that had posted job listings. The only difference was that some resumes used names that were highly ethnic and difficult to pronounce. They did this with enough resumes to eliminate most random chance and variation in responses. The simply truth was that people who had more common, pleasant and familiar names got more call backs from employers.[Unimpressed]
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So, you might not fail at life with a weird name, but be prepared for a more uphill battle.

I remember that, though i thought it was something i had seen on 20/20 or dateline. But yeah, it confirmed that names do make a difference.

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hell yeah, sounds cool as the other side of the pillow.

I mean how cool would it be to say I fucked hufalumpagus right in the ass....shit sounds cool right..

the cool part would be having billy dee williams watch.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
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[JohnRich 4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

If she had married me, it would have been a great deal:
I'd get half of her money, and she'd get to be "Ima Rich".