normiss 900 #1 December 20, 2008 So I get a haircut, handed a Heineken during the clip, walk across the street to the cigar shop, nice little Blondie and another beer (or three), nice couple with a smoking hot wife sits down at the table and joins me with beers and he has a nice stogy as well, beautiful 79 degrees in downtown Winter Park. then the dude asks me to bang his wife. WTF??? I thought that sort of thing went out of fashion near the end of the 80's!!! I declined. Don't think my girlfriend would have approved. Damn she was hot too!!! oh...sushi dinner at Seito afterwards, couple a Kirins...man what a beautiful day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 December 20, 2008 Quote So I get a haircut, handed a Heineken during the clip, walk across the street to the cigar shop, nice little Blondie and another beer (or three), nice couple with a smoking hot wife sits down at the table and joins me with beers and he has a nice stogy as well, beautiful 79 degrees in downtown Winter Park. then the dude asks me to bang his wife. WTF???I thought that sort of thing went out of fashion near the end of the 80's!!! I declined. Don't think my girlfriend would have approved. Damn she was hot too!!! I totally knew that's where your story was going! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 December 20, 2008 I didnt, do you often get pimped out by men? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 December 20, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it_N30ThtvA"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 December 20, 2008 Quote I didnt, do you often get pimped out by men? Nope. It started out like one of the stories on here: http://literotica.com/ Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #6 December 20, 2008 Ok, that officially tops the 1 drunk woman offering to pay for our dinner that 1 night... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #7 December 20, 2008 not in about 20 yours!!! WEIRD!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #8 December 20, 2008 your husband used to do that??? cuckold shit too???? DAYUUUMMM!!!! and here I thought the 80's were dead! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 December 20, 2008 Quote your husband used to do that??? cuckold shit too???? DAYUUUMMM!!!! and here I thought the 80's were dead! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What you said started out like one of the sex stories from that website I posted!!! I would never do that stuff. I don't share. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #10 December 20, 2008 I never liked the sharing idea either...ewww. More of a one on one wrestler myself.Sure had plenty of chances in Dallas in the early 80's though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #11 December 20, 2008 Let me be the first to say I'm disappointed in you. So did he want to watch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 December 20, 2008 QuoteLet me be the first to say I'm disappointed in you. So did he want to watch? I bet they wanted Normiss to be the meat in their kinky sandwich!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #13 December 20, 2008 That's what he said at first....just before the "then I join in" part. where's the "shudder" emoticon??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 December 20, 2008 Quote That's what he said at first....just before the "then I join in" part. where's the "shudder" emoticon??? Join in with her or YOU??? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #15 December 20, 2008 I got the impression he want to join his wife and I. Lord that sounds weird.... that's when I said have a nice day and headed off for another brew. I needed to catch my breath anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #16 December 20, 2008 Ralf that crazy lady was SOOO hitting on Mary that night!!! "You have such nice cheek bones, who does you hair, I love your eyes...." Maybe I should stop associating with crunk people.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 December 20, 2008 Quote Maybe I should stop associating with crunk people.... You're quitting skydiving? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #18 December 20, 2008 Quote That's what he said at first....just before the "then I join in" part. where's the "shudder" emoticon??? Just bang away till he wants to join in then say you have to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #19 December 20, 2008 Quote Ralf that crazy lady was SOOO hitting on Mary that night!!! "You have such nice cheek bones, who does you hair, I love your eyes...." Maybe I should stop associating with crunk people.... What are "crunk people"?...Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote That's what he said at first....just before the "then I join in" part. where's the "shudder" emoticon??? Just bang away till he wants to join in then say you have to go. Maybe she was just "bait." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #21 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote That's what he said at first....just before the "then I join in" part. where's the "shudder" emoticon??? Just bang away till he wants to join in then say you have to go. If she is as hot as you say that would definitely have been the way to go. I'm proud of you for resisting the devil's threesome though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 December 21, 2008 Quote Quote I didnt, do you often get pimped out by men? Nope. It started out like one of the stories on here: http://literotica.com/ Great site! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites