New Special Fources Unit (Joke)

[Ron 10]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee, and Virginia boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

INstead of yelling "Hoorah" they will be shouting "Git R Done"

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[lawrocket 3]

Controversy erupted today after reports of further prisoner abuses in Iraq. A squad of the 500 man USRSF unit put in charge of guarding prisoners has been mentined in reports for prison abuses.

"According to reports, guards regularly inspected prisoners using their own guidelines. Intially, prisoners were divided into 'purdy mouths' and 'unpurdy mouths.' Those who could say, 'Soo-wee!' were subjected to particularly cruel treatment that, at this time, we do not wish to discuss."

Breaking...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[eeneR 3]

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Controversy erupted today after reports of further prisoner abuses in Iraq. A squad of the 500 man USRSF unit put in charge of guarding prisoners has been mentined in reports for prison abuses.

"According to reports, guards regularly inspected prisoners using their own guidelines. Intially, prisoners were divided into 'purdy mouths' and 'unpurdy mouths.' Those who could say, 'Soo-wee!' were subjected to particularly cruel treatment that, at this time, we do not wish to discuss."

Breaking...

Begin the sound of the banjo.......

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[FlyingJ 0]

Just received the email about the new special forces unit today...with the following pic attached.

Killing threads since 2004.

[skybill 22]

Hey Hot Shot,
Did ya' ferget or ya' got sumthin' again' Louisiana Rednecks?? The list is one short!!

BTW Thar'z prably' a few Rednecks in Flada' that might get a bit riled' not gettin' invited to the party too!!

BTW #2, Ah' donno' bout' that "tastin' like Chicken??" From what I hear they smell pretty bad even from a distance, but we kin' feed em' to the hogs ah' guess!!

SCR-2034, SCS-680

III%,
Deli-out

[DrewEckhardt 0]

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Just received the email about the new special forces unit today...with the following pic attached.

Lahti L-39 in 20mm.

[ryoder 1,590]

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INstead of yelling "Hoorah" they will be shouting "Git R Done"

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/03/19/the-story-of-how-floyd-beebes-came-to-have-git-r-dun-tattooed-on-his-forehead/

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[SuFantasma 0]

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Just received the email about the new special forces unit today...with the following pic attached.

Is that one of the new shoe launchers??

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[billeisele 130]

we'll show 'em what southern hospitality is really all about, this is family day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3adett5K08&feature=related

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[fossg 0]

Its a small world -I saw that "rifle" on display at Ranger Joes at Ft. Benning just before I deployed.