drdive 0 #1 December 23, 2008 Over the years, I have heard some great stories of how people get injured, many of them eligible for the Darwin awards. But this one is one of the best. Chief complaint: Dog bite on testicle History: " I was doing my lady doggy style, when my dog bit my testicles! Yes, it was difficult not to laugh my ass off. Doc"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 December 23, 2008 Fucking hell. Testicle injuries should never be laughed at 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #3 December 23, 2008 Quote I was doing my lady doggy style, when my dog bit my testicles! Translation: I was trying to do my dog and she bit my testicles. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #4 December 23, 2008 Then there was the time a couple came to the ER, him with penis lacerations, her with multiple stab wound to her head. She had fixed him a nice romantic dinner, crawled under the table to give him a nice blow job, then proceeded to have a seizure, clamping her jaw shut. He was stabbing her head with a fork trying to get her to let go.True story, treated by one of my partners when he was a resident in Chicago. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 December 23, 2008 Quote Quote I was doing my lady doggy style, when my dog bit my testicles! Translation: I was trying to do my dog and she bit my testicles. Another case of North-Western date rape. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #6 December 23, 2008 Quote Then there was the time a couple came to the ER, him with penis lacerations, her with multiple stab wound to her head. She had fixed him a nice romantic dinner, crawled under the table to give him a nice blow job, then proceeded to have a seizure, clamping her jaw shut. He was stabbing her head with a fork trying to get her to let go. That's just tragic. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 December 23, 2008 Quote Then there was the time a couple came to the ER, him with penis lacerations, her with multiple stab wound to her head. She had fixed him a nice romantic dinner, crawled under the table to give him a nice blow job, then proceeded to have a seizure, clamping her jaw shut. He was stabbing her head with a fork trying to get her to let go.True story, treated by one of my partners when he was a resident in Chicago. I'm so going to hell. This made me laugh. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #8 December 23, 2008 That's about as good as one we had the other day here. We do stand-bys at the local bull rides every Friday night. The first half is people who are actually half way decent. The second half is any drunk who wants to ride a bull for shits and giggles. Well...this past week we had a guy who got hit nads stepped on by the bull. Dumb ass refused to go to the hospital. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #9 December 23, 2008 How did I know you would get a kick out of these, Lisa? "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 December 23, 2008 Quote How did I know you would get a kick out of these, Lisa? Just the visual of him stabbing her in the head with a fork yelling, "let go of my dick." Dunno, makes me laugh. Hope they are both ok.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
