gonzalesna 1 #1 December 20, 2008 This is not a drill! Be advised: an individual known as Gonzo will be imported to the United States on Monday at approximately 9AM in San Francisco. From there he will be transported to Orange County, California via John Wayne Airport. He is scheduled to be transported via personal vehicle to an undisclosed location but is notorious for being able to escape. If the individual is to escape during some point, he is known to frequent dropzones in Perris and Lake Elsinore, California, although he has ties to Denver, Colorado as well and may be headed there. Caution! This individual is not mentally sound and is deemed unarmed, but highly dangerous, especially to young or feeble minds. If you see this individual, offer him a beer to distract him and then RUN LIKE HELL!!! Any questions regarding the individual can be forwarded to gonzalesna for response. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 December 20, 2008 Did you really have to extend that black out box all the way down to the bottom? Nobody's schlong is that long. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 December 20, 2008 Quote Did you really have to extend that black out box all the way down to the bottom? Nobody's schlong is that long. well, I could've used a post-it note, but I wanted to give myself a false sense of confidenceSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 December 20, 2008 You are a hero. I buzzed the hanger naked in a golf cart with female company in the co pilot seat. But that is on another level.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #5 December 20, 2008 i was like that for about 6 or 7 hours i think... then did 2 jumps that way the next morning, minus the mask Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #6 December 20, 2008 Quote You are a hero. I buzzed the hanger naked in a golf cart with female company in the co pilot seat. But that is on another level. I ran through the LP lounge nekkid with flaming TP in my ass ... along with 2 other girls - one of whom had those flashing heel running shoes. But you're right. Standing still in front of the black out rectangle for that long takes it to a completely other level. Honestly, Gonzo.... LOVE the mask. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote You are a hero. I buzzed the hanger naked in a golf cart with female company in the co pilot seat. But that is on another level. I ran through the LP lounge nekkid with flaming TP in my ass ... You're more daring than I... I'm not real keen on lighting a fire under my ass... i might burn the berries!In case you guys missed the intended message... I'm coming back to the states over the holiday weekend.I know some of you are slow... Especially you, Billy!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #8 December 20, 2008 QuoteYou are a hero. I buzzed the hanger naked in a golf cart with female company in the co pilot seat. But that is on another level. all night of that... was a bit, .. disturbing.. haha. the more disturbing part was when my wife and I made small talk for a while... ... where was that black rectangle then!!CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #9 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote You are a hero. I buzzed the hanger naked in a golf cart with female company in the co pilot seat. But that is on another level. all night of that... was a bit, .. disturbing.. haha. the more disturbing part was when my wife and I made small talk for a while... ... where was that black rectangle then!! i forgot it in the tent...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #10 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You are a hero. I buzzed the hanger naked in a golf cart with female company in the co pilot seat. But that is on another level. all night of that... was a bit, .. disturbing.. haha. the more disturbing part was when my wife and I made small talk for a while... ... where was that black rectangle then!! i forgot it in the tent... the disturbing thing, I've seen some pictures from that night, that I cannot remember! something about 2 bottles of wine and wife having to get someone to help drag me into car..... All of that, but I can remember takling to you I guess because it made me feel better about myself Glad your coming back.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #11 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote You are a hero. I buzzed the hanger naked in a golf cart with female company in the co pilot seat. But that is on another level. all night of that... was a bit, .. disturbing.. haha. the more disturbing part was when my wife and I made small talk for a while... ... where was that black rectangle then!! i forgot it in the tent... the disturbing thing, I've seen some pictures from that night, that I cannot remember! something about 2 bottles of wine and wife having to get someone to help drag me into car..... All of that, but I can remember takling to you I guess because it made me feel better about myself Glad your coming back. I remember your wife sending me on a shermanator hunt after we lost you... I didn't find you. I found more beer though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 December 20, 2008 I've seen some pictures from that night, that I cannot remember! ______________________________ That's why I always have my camera. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #13 December 20, 2008 Quote I've seen some pictures from that night, that I cannot remember! ______________________________ That's why I always have my camera. so you can remember or so we can?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote I've seen some pictures from that night, that I cannot remember! ______________________________ That's why I always have my camera. so you can remember or so we can? Both. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #15 December 20, 2008 [replyI remember your wife sending me on a shermanator hunt after we lost you... I didn't find you. I found more beer though. I was just puk-- errr, resting on the dirt mound where Will's trailer used to be.. Is that so wrong? CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #16 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I've seen some pictures from that night, that I cannot remember! ______________________________ That's why I always have my camera. so you can remember or so we can? Both. I need to take you to the DZ more often... Somehow I always forget the good shit.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 December 20, 2008 I remember your wife sending me on a shermanator hunt after we lost you... I didn't find you. I found more beer though. ____________________________________ I'm laughing thinking about Holly standing there asking you to help find Shermie with that costume you weren't wearing. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #18 December 20, 2008 Quote [replyI remember your wife sending me on a shermanator hunt after we lost you... I didn't find you. I found more beer though. I was just puk-- errr, resting on the dirt mound where Will's trailer used to be.. Is that so wrong? oh, good... for a while, we were scared as hell... we thought you were out wandering unattended...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #19 December 20, 2008 Quote I remember your wife sending me on a shermanator hunt after we lost you... I didn't find you. I found more beer though. ____________________________________ I'm laughing thinking about Holly standing there asking you to help find Shermie with that costume you weren't wearing. it coulda been worse...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #20 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote I remember your wife sending me on a shermanator hunt after we lost you... I didn't find you. I found more beer though. ____________________________________ I'm laughing thinking about Holly standing there asking you to help find Shermie with that costume you weren't wearing. it coulda been worse... WTF?? That belongs in Billy's thread. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #21 December 20, 2008 I'd hit that. But thank God I'm married CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #22 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I remember your wife sending me on a shermanator hunt after we lost you... I didn't find you. I found more beer though. ____________________________________ I'm laughing thinking about Holly standing there asking you to help find Shermie with that costume you weren't wearing. it coulda been worse... WTF?? That belongs in Billy's thread. which one?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #23 December 20, 2008 Quote I'd hit that. But thank God I'm married how many beers would you need?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #24 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote I'd hit that. But thank God I'm married how many beers would you need? If only you'd seen my exes... and I was sober CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #25 December 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'd hit that. But thank God I'm married how many beers would you need? If only you'd seen my exes... and I was sober dood, you'd make a great wingman...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
