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We gots purty hookers in Orlando

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Actually I have seen it. My family homesteaded that area in the 1820's around Sanford. My grand aunt's family lived in Maitland for years. Mom was born near Palatka, so we visited family in the area many many times. I also lived in Jax Beach for a couple years. All the growth in the area drew a lot of dregs to the area for sure.

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so then, NOT this one???



Oh no, there are plenty more sick-n-twisted people on dz.com than me; I'll leave "her" to them.

We should start a new game, the regular PW's need to select a hooker from the complete list. No single prostitute can be selected more than 3 times (they need their beauty sleep after all).

I've picked mine (see above), and that's 1 of 3 for her ... everyone else GO! Pick early while the picking is somewhat good (or at least not completely skanky).
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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That is effing hilarious!

Don't forget this roster as well!
:P



Wow... only Heather Ambrose looks approachable, then again, you only see the face and shoulders there.

The rest of them, you'd have to be fucking stupid and drunk to even say hi. :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Oh Oh!!! Can we play "Caption this, Pleasse?!?!?!

Here's mine... "I pity the fool."

http://www.orlandosentinel2.com/data/arrests/index.php?id=1818



You think he looks like Mr. T? I think he looks like Yoda ...


What about Robert W. Love?? That has to be the ugliest motherfucking she-male prostitute I've ever seen. :S:S:S:S I mean, what the fuck... :|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Denis and I went out looking on OBT for entertainment one day... I have never laughed so hard in my life... strange breed they are... one even had a sign saftey pinned to its pants that offered a bag lunch... needless to say we got some great laughs while crusing OBT with our doors LOCKED! If your looking for some free entertainment, drive up and down OBT in Orlando... :D:ph34r::ph34r::D:D:D:D:D

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Not a hooker, but from Orlando, and scares me more than the hookers (shudder):

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/orl-bk-woman-bites-husband-in-penis-122308,0,1547730.story?track=rss




Poor guy. First his wife bites it and then a cop has to take photos of his junk.
It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude.
If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

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Not a hooker, but from Orlando, and scares me more than the hookers (shudder):

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/orl-bk-woman-bites-husband-in-penis-122308,0,1547730.story?track=rss




Poor guy. First his wife bites it and then a cop has to take photos of his junk.


I thought that was hilarious! Now that cop can probably safely say, "NOW I've seen everything! I'm getting fucked up at the local cop bar, anyone wanna join me?"

:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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