Who's hotter, Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

[Muenkel 0]

Just wondering for no reason at all. Brad Pitt can get almost any woman in the world and he has now sampled them both. Am I jealous? Yes.

Just wondering what the rest of you thought.

Chris

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[BGill 0]

hands down Angelina Jolie. period.

[NWFlyer 2]

But but but this thread is too light and fluffy. Don't you know it's "Gratuitious Personal Attacks and Bait the Greenies" Day in the Bonfire?

For the record, Angelina. She looks like she eats from time to time.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Muenkel 0]

I'm leaning toward Angelina also because she seems to have a little more meat on her. These size zeroes look good on TV, but damn if I wanted to sleep with a skeleton I could just dig up some bodies.

Chris

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Chris

[SudsyFist 0]

*barf*

None of the above.

[Muenkel 0]

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*barf*

None of the above.

Fuck you, that's not an option.

It's my poll and you have to decide which one you want to sleep with...dammit.

Chris

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[Rebecca 0]

I'd switch teams for Angie - dayum!!!

Jen is adorable and sexy and pretty in that girl-next-door way. Angelina is a sexpot.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Rebecca 0]

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*barf*

None of the above.

Name of the game: Death is not an Option

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Revillusion 0]

Without question, Angelina ~

Note to self - return her phone calls. ( I keep having my secretary take a message)

VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT

[The_Don 0]

Jennifer .. I can't seem to get beyond her fat lips. They gross me out ! ok let the lip jokes begin..

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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Those ho's dont have anything on eva longoria. Now thats a real woman. Dont think so you can bite me

[Lindercles 0]

DSL. nuff said.

edit: no wait, EXTREME DSL.

[Vallerina 2]

Angelina made out with her brother. That's just absolutely disgusting. Jennifer has not made out with a family member that I know of. She has it hands down.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Muenkel 0]

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Jennifer .. I can't seem to get beyond her fat lips. They gross me out ! ok let the lip jokes begin..

I assume you're referring to Angelina's alleged fat lips but your statement reads as if Jennifer is the one with the fat lips.

Don't confuse me...I'm confused enough as it is.

Chris

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Chris

[The_Don 0]

Yep ! Now THAT is a hottie !!!

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[The_Don 0]

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Jennifer ! not angie ! I can't seem to get beyond her fat lips. They gross me out ! ok let the lip jokes begin..

I assume you're referring to Angelina's alleged fat lips but your statement reads as if Jennifer is the one with the fat lips.

Don't confuse me...I'm confused enough as it is.

Chris

Better ?

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[Muenkel 0]

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Those ho's dont have anything on eva longoria.

Oh, I totally agree...but let's throw in Teri Hatcher for dessert.

Chris

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[Ashtanga 0]

I think you look really sexy in a tux, Muenkel.

[Muenkel 0]

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Jennifer ! not angie ! I can't seem to get beyond her fat lips. They gross me out ! ok let the lip jokes begin..

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I assume you're referring to Angelina's alleged fat lips but your statement reads as if Jennifer is the one with the fat lips.

Don't confuse me...I'm confused enough as it is.

Chris

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Better ?

Which set of lips are you talking about on these women? Clearly Angelina's lips are the fatter ones. At least the ones I've seen.

Chris

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[Rebecca 0]

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Those ho's dont have anything on eva longoria. Now thats a real woman. Dont think so you can bite me

Psh. Eva looks like she's trying too hard all the time. There's something more fakey about her than Angie or Jen.

"Look at me! Look at me! I'm so pretty! Wanna see my tattoo? 'Cause you can't."

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Lindercles 0]

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Which set of lips are you talking about on these women? Clearly Angelina's lips are the fatter ones. At least the ones I've seen.

http://www.jenniferanistonsOTHERlips.com

[The_Don 0]

I don't like angelinas fat lips on her mouth !! Clear now ?? Sheesh.............

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[Muenkel 0]

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I think you look really sexy in a tux, Muenkel.

Be careful, I could be moved to put that avatar back up. BTW, that was not a tux, but it was an Armani suit.

Chris

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[Ashtanga 0]

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BTW, that was not a tux, but it was an Armani suit.

Whichever you were in looked queerer than a $2 bill.

As far as Angie and Jen...I would like them both. Don't forget he has also had Gywneth, that skinny freaky chick that turned to Scientology, Robin Givens and others. I bet he has had more chicks than Perdue.

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I'm leaning toward Angelina also because she seems to have a little more meat on her. These size zeroes look good on TV, but damn if I wanted to sleep with a skeleton I could just dig up some bodies.

Chris

Plus, I remember seeing Jennifer waving her arms once on Friends. Those triceps are looser than a whorehouse. All floppy and shit. Angelina all the way.

(I would still do them both though )

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.