virgin-burner 1 #26 December 29, 2008 Quote Quit hijacking you people!We're supposed to help poor VB with gettng the person of indeterminate gender home without his mother noticing. dennis, with all respect due to your low jumpnumbers n'shit, us freefliers usually have our own place, unlike the bellyfliers that still like to take their aff-nstructors up to check if pull-position was stable for all of the flight.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #27 December 29, 2008 my recipe for no disaster: -if a woman wants to take you home after 15 minutes, she must be really drunk. -if a woman wants to take you home after 10 minutes, she must be really, really drunk and a freak. stay off of those. -if a woman wants to take you home after 5 minutes, i bet you all the money in this world that IT's a dude!! stay off the last two, the first one's a winner!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #28 December 29, 2008 Unless you are just naturally sexy like me and they do not need to be drunk. It's tough being this sexy. Some will spend their entire lives trying to attain this level of sexiness, but most will fail. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 December 29, 2008 Quote Unless you are just naturally sexy like me and they do not need to be drunk. It's tough being this sexy. Some will spend their entire lives trying to attain this level of sexiness, but most will fail. Only because we don't have that gear in reverse.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #30 December 29, 2008 I give sexy lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays. VB should attend. In his defense though, it was admitted to me that the shim had a nice rack.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 December 29, 2008 Quote I give sexy lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays. VB should attend. In his defense though, it was admitted to me that the shim had a nice rack. There is no such thing as a nice rack on a shim.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #32 December 29, 2008 I'm just repeating what was said to me.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #33 December 29, 2008 Quote Quote Ahh VB, A good she/man will teach you some tricks you never knew existed, dont be a prude go for it, I don't know why but I've had this in my mind for an hour or so..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsnqQHOwFg Thanks for that, great song, See even back in the 70's it was nothing new I dunno kids today never willing to to try new experiences Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #34 December 30, 2008 her name was belinda, not lola.. and why do i hear this "dont be a prude" already the second time in less than an hour from different sources.. i just luv the bonfire.. actually, i posted that thread in the minute break i got from when lola, err, belinda went to the toilet.. if i'd only have a digital camera, i would of taken pics of that rack and made a poll of it, i'm sure 99,98% of the male dizzy.commers would of fallen for it. probably more than once even!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #35 December 30, 2008 Quote her name was belinda, not lola.. and why do i hear this "dont be a prude" already the second time in less than an hour from different sources.. i just luv the bonfire.. actually, i posted that thread in the minute break i got from when lola, err, belinda went to the toilet.. if i'd only have a digital camera, i would of taken pics of that rack and made a poll of it, i'm sure 99,98% of the male dizzy.commers would of fallen for it. probably more than once even!!! yeah, but the "Name That Rack" thread hasn't been updated since before christmas."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #36 December 30, 2008 Quote the bar is my usual hang-out after work. and i know a gay-bar if i see one.. Quote and dang, i still say her/his rack was one of the nicer ones around! Quote all the freefliers i know might be gay Quote us freefliers usually have our own place Quote why do i hear this "dont be a prude" already the second time in less than an hour Quote actually, i posted that thread in the minute break i got from when lola, err, belinda went to the toilet.. if i'd only have a digital camera, i would of taken pics of that rack "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #37 December 30, 2008 you should get out more! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #38 December 30, 2008 I'm at work and bored as hell... I have to train a new operator in an automated process, with doing administration mixed in for excitement. OTOH, I happen to know for a fact that my GF is indeed female "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #39 December 30, 2008 she showed you her birthcertificate!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #40 December 30, 2008 she showed you her birthcertificate!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #41 December 30, 2008 Yep "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #42 December 30, 2008 I heard you the first time. Jokes do not get funnier with repetition, you know.. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #43 December 30, 2008 u not on too much lately and have heard of the double-posting bug, have ye'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #44 December 30, 2008 u not on too much lately and have heard of the double-posting bug, have ye'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #45 December 30, 2008 Sure have... But slagging you off is just too much fun - you're such an easy target. That's one thing I really appreciate about you "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #46 December 30, 2008 remember, i flail around unstable, so no easy target at all.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #47 December 30, 2008 You never saw my FIRST 8-way attempt did ya "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #48 December 30, 2008 did you hit it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #49 December 30, 2008 I had a nice 'n stable exit. However, I fell through my level. No prob, I can upfloat really well which is evidenced by me coming from diagonally above in the next frame. In the video you can see Gerard getting the hell out of the way to avoid me colliding with him. As I approach the formation at top speed I suddenly realise I'm going WAY too fast and manage to brake and fall down just in the nick of time. Then when I looked upwards I was just in time to see the others break apart - directly above me. I wave off and start tracking, feeling like a total asshole for endangering my friends.. After I landed, they formed a dishonour guard for me - I had to walk through the middle while everyone of them gave me a kick in the rear. I deserved it.. Oh well, at least I had a perfect landing... The video is not on Youtube yet - the camera guy took pity "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #50 December 30, 2008 sooo, you're a complete nitwit even when flying "stable"!? thank god the dark side hasnt had to deal with you (yet)! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
