virgin-burner 1 #1 December 29, 2008 and this (s)he tries to get me home to his/her place!!! FUCKING HELP ME!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #2 December 29, 2008 I would love to help. Please update your profile so we can take you seriously. Get Pics!! BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 December 29, 2008 In the words of Backman Turner Overdrive - "Any love is good love, so take what you can get......." (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 December 29, 2008 Quote and this (s)he tries to get me home to his/her place!!! FUCKING HELP ME!!! OMG!!! I just told a story the other night about a He/She flight attendant (man dressed as a woman) that flirted with my ex-boyfriend on 3 different flights. This "chick" had a package she kept leaning in my ex's face. It was fucking hilarious!!!!! Sooo..... you need a cockblocker??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 December 29, 2008 Always look for an Adam's Apple!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 December 29, 2008 Quote Always look for an Adam's Apple!! Easier solution . . . Stay out of those bars.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 December 29, 2008 but my membership still has 10 months to run ... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #8 December 29, 2008 seeing as how you hardly get laid anyway. Would it not be to your benefit to take anything that comes your way? Now it appears you are beating them off. So to speak...Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #9 December 29, 2008 Quote I would love to help. Please update your profile so we can take you seriously. Get Pics!! Even "better", get video of it all “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #10 December 29, 2008 obvious "Moose knuckle"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 December 29, 2008 Quote obvious "Moose knuckle"? Yep. And it was HUGE. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #12 December 29, 2008 Good thing you didn't notice. Might have been distracting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #13 December 29, 2008 Quit hijacking you people!We're supposed to help poor VB with gettng the person of indeterminate gender home without his mother noticing. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 December 29, 2008 Quote Quit hijacking you people!We're supposed to help poor VB with gettng the person of indeterminate gender home without his mother noticing. THAT'S easy . . . just tell her that {s}he is a freeflyer! Duh!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 December 29, 2008 Quote Good thing you didn't notice. Might have been distracting. 3+ hours from PHL to MBJ, then MBJ to PHL and then months later, PHL to CUN.... I gots lotsssssss of looks at it. We sat in 1st each flight and since there wasn't a lot of people to take care of, she/he liked to hang out and talk to the ex. LOL!!! Hey VB - Can you wait until dark and sneak she/he in through the back door? And then back out again before your parents wake up? I hear that works... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #16 December 29, 2008 I didn't think you could ever SNEAK anything in the back door! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 December 29, 2008 Quote I didn't think you could ever SNEAK anything in the back door! Well he could use a roofie!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #18 December 29, 2008 A roofie...on his own mother??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #19 December 29, 2008 Ahh VB, A good she/man will teach you some tricks you never knew existed, dont be a prude go for it, Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #20 December 29, 2008 Just wow Zep 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 December 29, 2008 Quote Ahh VB, A good she/man will teach you some tricks you never knew existed, dont be a prude go for it, I don't know why but I've had this in my mind for an hour or so..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsnqQHOwFg Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #22 December 29, 2008 Quoteand this (s)he tries to get me home to his/her place!!! FUCKING HELP ME!!! Dude, that's crazy! Someone should write a song about that. ....So what did you want to know? Whether or not to hold the door open for her?OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 December 29, 2008 Quote Quote Always look for an Adam's Apple!! Easier solution . . . Stay out of those bars. man, no adams apple, at least noticeable. hands got me figuring, ok, now, this cant be right.. and the bar is my usual hang-out after work. and i know a gay-bar if i see one.. am home safe now, virginity still intact.. and dang, i still say her/his rack was one of the nicer ones around! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 December 29, 2008 Quote Please update your profile so we can take you seriously. hey, that profile is correct! that "whatever" was as pitchblack as you would imagine one from burkina faso too.. actually, first i've mistaken IT for tina turner! now that i'm safely home, i can find IT remotely funny. i didnt when i was there.. but i got a free drink out of it, so, whatever.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 December 29, 2008 Quote Quote Quit hijacking you people!We're supposed to help poor VB with gettng the person of indeterminate gender home without his mother noticing. THAT'S easy . . . just tell her that {s}he is a freeflyer! Duh! hey now, all the freefliers i know might be gay, but at least u can tell by the bad breath and the generally bad appearance that they're man!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
