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Twoply

Attn: Ladies! This is your last call!

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I'm going to be getting neutered this Friday, so if you're looking for a someone, you'd better hurry!

I've been known to sire many a good looking kid even with their oversized heads and the occasional belly button on the back.

I can make it as brief as need be. I have a fun mailman's outfit and a Conan loin cloth that makes me look yummy.

Frozen boys will be available on a very limited basis so call now!

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I'm going to be getting neutered this Friday


Wow. Most guys go for the less commited vasectomy option... I admire your commitment! :ph34r:


He is getting into professional cycling.:ph34r:
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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