TrophyHusband 0 #1 December 23, 2008 and i'm making this this post as her punishment. it was so foul that we were both choking and gagging. i had to bust out the ozium. i can't breath, and she's still laughing. fucking gross. too bad she didn't get one of the kids in a dutch oven. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaRusic 0 #2 December 23, 2008 i just fell outa my chair too funny The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless Dudeist Skydiver # 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydude2000 3 #3 December 23, 2008 +1 LOL. PULL!! or DIE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #4 December 23, 2008 Ozium? Hmm.. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #5 December 23, 2008 Quote Ozium? Hmm.. oh no! not a good idea your having there!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaRusic 0 #6 December 23, 2008 shoulda lit a match....nothing like a good fireworks display to go along with some assgasThe Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless Dudeist Skydiver # 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #7 December 23, 2008 what kind of mischief are you thinking about with ozium? i sense that i'm missing out on something. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #8 December 23, 2008 i didn't want to blow up the house. it was a loud foghorn blast so there was a lot of flammable gas floating around. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #9 December 23, 2008 Quoteand i'm making this this post as her punishment. it was so foul that we were both choking and gagging. i had to bust out the ozium. i can't breath, and she's still laughing. fucking gross. too bad she didn't get one of the kids in a dutch oven. Well you can’t cook up a “love affair” in a “Dutch Oven”…Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #10 December 23, 2008 Quote Quote Ozium? Hmm.. oh no! not a good idea your having there!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #11 December 23, 2008 Outstanding! When my wife farts, it makes me smile. Angels don't smell like that and I cant believe she wore white to our wedding. And she's mine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #12 December 23, 2008 i usually laugh when my wife farts. mostly because she stops, draws attention to herself, sticks her butt out, and then it sounds like the time peter griffin beat michael moore in a farting contest. the first time i met her parents, we all went out to dinner. her dad got up to go to the bathroom and ripped a loud one right in the restaurant. i knew then that i was marrying into the right family. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #13 January 7, 2009 holy fuck! she did it again! this time the ozium and the fart got in a big fight AND THE FART WON! i don't know what's wrong with her, but if she does it again she's sleeping alone tonight. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #14 January 7, 2009 Well I see you figured out "Ozium" I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #15 January 7, 2009 >my wife just ripped the most rank fart ever see, this is why I like this place- I can go over to the speakers corner to make a serious post- then I read this-it's all about balance. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #16 January 7, 2009 yes, this is quite the departure from sc. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenhk 0 #17 January 7, 2009 she is just paying back for all the other times that it was you now it pay back time. lolpain is weakness leaving the body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #18 January 7, 2009 has she tried holding you under the covers yet? Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
