Making cut backs due to the credit crunch...

[shropshire 0]

So for breakfast cereal we now have Ordinary K

The dogs now only eat Mongrel Chum


How are you economising?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[raftman 12]

I can no longer afford Hamberger Helper, now I use Helper Helper.

[Zep 0]

I'm running the Landrover on heating oil instead of diesel
and I'm running the central heating on wood instead of heating oil
I'm not going to mention what I'm using in the deepfat frier
an the whisky for the bar, well we all have to cut back a bit (see photo)

Gone fishing

[shropshire 0]

ummmmm Stillll

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[quade 4]

Zero way I'm economizing is one lowering the value of words I use. It takes a single moments one get used one.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[Belgian_Draft 0]

Using both sides of the toilet paper.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[skymama 37]

I economize by not skydiving.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[iamsam 0]

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I economize by not skydiving.

false economy

but what do I know

[iluvtofly 0]

it's called ramen noodles

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

My ex-wife once accused me of being "so tight my butt squeaks".
I responded with "Yeah, water's wet and the sky's blue, what's your point".
I've seen my income go down by about 25% since the end of summer. Fortunately, I live cheap enough that I'll be ok.

A friend who knows my ex has asked my advice on frugality.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[ryoder 1,590]

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I've seen my income go down by about 25% since the end of summer.

Hell, I could have bought a new Lamborghini Gallardo with the money I lost last year.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.