d_squared431 0 #1 January 10, 2009 This one is for lisah.... What type of math can you teach a cow? C0w-culus.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 January 10, 2009 I was just wondering... I saw a little article in the newspaper and just had to ask... Is it really a prison sentence for 9 gay men in Senegal that were convicted and sentenced to 8 years in prison for committing homosexual acts? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 January 10, 2009 How do you get a cow to get out of the way? Tell it to mOo-veTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 January 10, 2009 Quote How do you get a cow to get out of the way? Tell it to mOo-ve Face. Meet Palm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 January 10, 2009 Quote This one is for lisah....What type of math can you teach a cow? C0w-culus. What do you call a cow on the side of a hill? Lean beef. And a cow laying down? Ground beef. So dumb.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #6 January 10, 2009 What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #7 January 10, 2009 Where do whales go when they have a tooth ache? To the Orcha-odontistBirdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #8 January 10, 2009 some dumbass that can't get laid in a morgue gets a duck, he gets tired of looking at the stupid thing so he decides to get rid of it. he figures people like ducks so he tries to sell it a lady really wants it but she doesn't have any cash, so she offers to have sex in exchange for the duck. they make the deal. the guy is in shock can't believe what just happened. he thinks about it for a while, then decides that maybe it was a lucky duck. so now he wants the duck back. he finds the lady and tells her he wants his duck back. well the lady now wants a couple hundred dollars for the duck. the guy says no way but I will have sex with you if that's OK. the woman says what the hell...they do it again. the guy is walking back home now thinking what in the hell, this really is a lucky duck. a car swerves out of control and runs over the duck guy jumps out of the car and apologizes to the guy gives him a dollar and speeds off.. well the guy is just baffled now...so he heads home and calls a buddy of his he says dude you are not in a million years gonna believe the day I've had. I got a fuck for a duck. gave a fuck for a duck. ended up with a fucked up duck and got a buck. what the fuck. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #9 January 10, 2009 Quote What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley. I heard that joke as What's the difference between broccoli and snot? Kids won't eat broccoli. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 January 10, 2009 I like her version better. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #11 January 10, 2009 Quote I like her version better. Knock knock?'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote I like her version better. Knock knock? Who's there?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #13 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I like her version better. Knock knock? Who's there? smell mop . >'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #14 January 10, 2009 I'm starting to wonder what they add to your air supply when you're underwater You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I like her version better. Knock knock? Who's there? smell mop > Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #16 January 10, 2009 yeah no shit meee tooo.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #17 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I like her version better. Knock knock? Who's there? smell mop > SEE???? That joke makes EVERYONE laugh!!! It's especially funny when someone else says it to you. Yes, I'm 12 .... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I like her version better. Knock knock? Who's there? smell mop > SEE???? That joke makes EVERYONE laugh!!! It's especially funny when someone else says it to you. Yes, I'm 12 .... You may be 12, but you've got the breasts of a 20 year old. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #19 January 10, 2009 2 cows in a field and one says "there is a lot of that there mad cow disease going around" the other replies "it doesent bother me, I'm a duck" BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmyfitz 0 #20 January 10, 2009 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you tit. Some bastard has stolen our tent." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #21 January 10, 2009 Well, no shit Sherlock dig deeper my dear Watson, dig deeper!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #22 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley. I heard that joke as What's the difference between broccoli and snot? Kids won't eat broccoli. My brother's version is what's the difference between boogies and spinach?..... You can't get kids to eat spinach. My coach, Pete from the Ranch loved that joke so much, he drove Bernadette nuts with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
