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LisaH

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Ohhh Lamb chops for Me and Mrs Squeak in 3 weeks >:(:)



Touch her, and you'll have Tim Tam's shoved where the sun don't shine, Mr. Squeak! :P


Same goes for you, Demonboy! ;)


Love, love, love...:)


Quick! You guys create a diversion... I'll start the grill. >:(
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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hmmmm, in order to have a baby goat, you must have had sex with a big goat



Is that what they call being baah-sexual?


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hmmmm, in order to have a baby goat, you must have had sex with a big goat



Is that what they call being baah-sexual?


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hmmmm, in order to have a baby goat, you must have had sex with a big goat



Is that what they call being baah-sexual?


B|GROAN!!!B|



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Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Ok people, it's a lamb, not a goat. It's not for food or sex. :P

:D



lamb chops sounds like somethin' perty dern tasty to me...:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Tthe things that you remember from school - but never the stuff that's important ..


Another ....

Mary had a little lamb,
it vanished one sunny day.
It shuffled off this mortal coil
as Chinese takeaway.


Found this one on google ..

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was scarlet red.
The reason for this colour scheme
was the pick-axe in it's head.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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Ok people, she is a lamb, not a goat. She's not for food or sex. :P

:D



So only for both? :P

Kinda like the mate of a black widow spider.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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shes a baby ewe..


not for sex??? WTF?? BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

I've heard they put rainboots on the ewe's and put their front feet in the water, so when you thrust the ewe pushes back.

:D



You heard this?? You seem to know details. :P:ph34r:

BTW that is totally disgusting.
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Jesus H Crist it's a lamb for Gods sake, in 8 weeks from now eat it
or all it's going to be good for is mutton or dog food,


Lisa had a little lamb she thought it rather silly so she threw it up into the air an caught it by it's,
Willy was a Bulldog sitting on the grass along came a spider an bit him on his,
Ass no questions tell no lies I saw a China man doing up his,
Flies are a nusence Bees are worse, this is the end of my silly silly verse.

Gone fishing

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Jesus H Crist it's a lamb for Gods sake, in 8 weeks from now eat it
or all it's going to be good for is mutton or dog food,


Lisa had a little lamb she thought it rather silly so she threw it up into the air an caught it by it's,
Willy was a Bulldog sitting on the grass along came a spider an bit him on his,
Ass no questions tell no lies I saw a China man doing up his,
Flies are a nusence Bees are worse, this is the end of my silly silly verse.



:D:D

I can't stand this anymore. Y'all leave my little Noel be!! >:(

I'm going to teach her how to dropkick.
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Jesus H Crist it's a lamb for Gods sake, in 8 weeks from now eat it
or all it's going to be good for is mutton or dog food,


Lisa had a little lamb she thought it rather silly so she threw it up into the air an caught it by it's,
Willy was a Bulldog sitting on the grass along came a spider an bit him on his,
Ass no questions tell no lies I saw a China man doing up his,
Flies are a nusence Bees are worse, this is the end of my silly silly verse.



:D:D

I can't stand this anymore. Y'all leave my little Noel be!! >:(

I'm going to teach her how to dropkick.


I'll teach her what barbecue sauce feels like.>:(:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Update on Noel. Her mommy died. :(

She's now being bottle fed and doing fantastic!

B|



I am glad she is doing okay and sorry to hear about her mom...
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
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