anthonyfellows 0 #26 January 14, 2009 And where are you skittles? Not sure if it was this thread or another that Ms. Fuckery herself was asking you about the oldest woman that has had the pleasure of your company and you responded with something like ... 29? You are in your 20's .. correct? You have got to work on that :) A true cougar can not be in her 20's. While we are on the subject ... I beat my personal best on Christmas Eve with the lovely lady who lives in the apartment below me. As we began to wake up on Christmas morning, she says something like ... "So, How old are you"? ... I looked at her and with a big grin on my face, I said "I'm 24 dollface" ... She says "Wow, I'm a whole twenty years older than you". I'll let you guys do the math :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 January 14, 2009 Quote And where are you skittles? Not sure if it was this thread or another that Ms. Fuckery herself was asking you about the oldest woman that has had the pleasure of your company and you responded with something like ... 29? You are in your 20's .. correct? You have got to work on that :) A true cougar can not be in her 20's. While we are on the subject ... I beat my personal best on Christmas Eve with the lovely lady who lives in the apartment below me. As we began to wake up on Christmas morning, she says something like ... "So, How old are you"? ... I looked at her and with a big grin on my face, I said "I'm 24 dollface" ... She says "Wow, I'm a whole twenty years older than you". I'll let you guys do the math :) OMG - you dirty little whore!!! I'm trying to figure out if she was your Christmas present or if you were hers.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #28 January 14, 2009 Well whoever we shall say received the gift has had two more of them since the Christmas Eve Extravaganza. I must not forget the 39 year old hottie from last Friday night that I got to take me on a date to a sex toy store before we ventured back to my place for the remainder of the evening. I need to get these stories written out while the vivid details are still fresh in my mind. Expecially the story of the neighbor below. The events that led up to the Christmas Eve Fuckery are too amazing not to share with the world.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #29 January 14, 2009 Quote Well whoever we shall say received the gift has had two more of them since the Christmas Eve Extravaganza. I must not forget the 39 year old hottie from last Friday night that I got to take me on a date to a sex toy store before we ventured back to my place for the remainder of the evening. I need to get these stories written out while the vivid details are still fresh in my mind. Expecially the story of the neighbor below. The events that led up to the Christmas Eve Fuckery are too amazing not to share with the world. Spank bank material!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #30 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Well whoever we shall say received the gift has had two more of them since the Christmas Eve Extravaganza. I must not forget the 39 year old hottie from last Friday night that I got to take me on a date to a sex toy store before we ventured back to my place for the remainder of the evening. I need to get these stories written out while the vivid details are still fresh in my mind. Expecially the story of the neighbor below. The events that led up to the Christmas Eve Fuckery are too amazing not to share with the world. Spank bank material!!! Who needs it in the spank bank when you have a hundred still images and a couple of hours worth of digital video?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #31 January 14, 2009 Quote some fun..... Cyber sex with popsjumper ? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #32 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #33 January 14, 2009 Quote Well whoever we shall say received the gift has had two more of them since the Christmas Eve Extravaganza. I must not forget the 39 year old hottie from last Friday night that I got to take me on a date to a sex toy store before we ventured back to my place for the remainder of the evening. I need to get these stories written out while the vivid details are still fresh in my mind. Expecially the story of the neighbor below. The events that led up to the Christmas Eve Fuckery are too amazing not to share with the world. You should start a new thread: Dear Penthouse Forum... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #34 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #35 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #36 January 14, 2009 SICKO!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #37 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote some fun..... Cyber sex with popsjumper ? Don't do that. Next thing we know, Hans will find him dead of a heart attack with his pants down and the phone on the floor. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #38 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Hmmmm...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #39 January 14, 2009 Quote Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Hmmmm... + 1 Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #40 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote some fun..... Cyber sex with popsjumper ? Don't do that. Next thing we know, Hans will find him dead of a heart attack with his pants down and the phone on the floor. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #41 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Is "the" cabinet locked? . It is but I have the key... Well hook me up with some oxycodone. I have hydrocodone as my 'pain killer' but the fact that it doesn't do anything for the pain makes them useless. Oh and I have a booster which still doesnt help. So now I basically just have to live with the pain since my doctor up here rarely prescribes oxycodone to anyone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #42 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yup, the little rolling stools TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #43 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Those are the ones I was talking about... they can make things interesting ...... so I have heard..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #44 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Those are the ones I was talking about... they can make things interesting ...... so I have heard.. Well, if you are interested in finding out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #45 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote my trusty battery-operated dildo..... fixed it. I knew I could count on you to correct my posts... Just don't plan on him listening to your problems... and how is that from different from every other guy It's not... I'm just sayin'...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #46 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote some fun..... Cyber sex with popsjumper ? Don't do that. Next thing we know, Hans will find him dead of a heart attack with his pants down and the phone on the floor. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #47 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Those are the ones I was talking about... they can make things interesting ...... so I have heard.. Well, if you are interested in finding out... I am always interested in learning the proper usages and techniques of office equipment ....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #48 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Those are the ones I was talking about... they can make things interesting ...... so I have heard.. Well, if you are interested in finding out... I am always interested in learning the proper usages and techniques of office equipment .... Somehow, I seriously doubt that there would be anything proper about it.Interesting? Yep. Fun? Definitely. Proper? No way, by any definition of the word!"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #49 January 15, 2009 Did you run out of people to stab? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #50 January 15, 2009 Quote Did you run out of people to stab? Well, yes I did...i am the only one in the office today....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
