shropshire 0 #1 January 15, 2009 ... Not even the tide would take her out. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #2 January 15, 2009 ...you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with herGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 January 15, 2009 ....not even your mother could love her.“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxmadmax 8 #4 January 15, 2009 When she hauls ass.....it takes two trips. Even her shadow ran away from her ugly ass.... Don't go away mad....just go away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #5 January 15, 2009 even virgin-burner would say no.BP edited: to make old droopy drawers happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #6 January 15, 2009 Quote even Virgin-Burner would say no. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 January 15, 2009 Quote....not even your mother could love her. A steak with gravy tied around her neck and the dog still won't play with her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 January 15, 2009 Quote even Virgin-Burner would say no.BP hey now! dont ditch what you dont know, she might have inner beauty.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #9 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote even Virgin-Burner would say no.BP hey now! dont ditch what you dont know, she might have inner beauty.. How considerate and deep you are.BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote even Virgin-Burner would say no.BP hey now! dont ditch what you dont know, she might have inner beauty.. OR - you might just be running low on stalkee candidates.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote even Virgin-Burner would say no.BP hey now! dont ditch what you dont know, she might have inner beauty.. How considerate and deep you are.BP [serious voice] i've been well known for those qualities, plus my understanding nature has been pointed out to me too.. [/serious voice]“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote even Virgin-Burner would say no.BP hey now! dont ditch what you dont know, she might have inner beauty.. OR - you might just be running low on stalkee candidates. nah, its just that the shim hasnt turned up anymore.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 January 15, 2009 She is sooo fat: - When she skydives, earth gets stuck in her orbit - When she jumps, they calls it 'Operation Dumbo Drop' - You can BASE jump from her neck - She lost 3 Parachutes in the crevices on her back already - People use her flabs of loose skin as grippers - She gave the Airplane stretch marks - Even a fully Deployed Parachute get's caught in her burble - When she lands on someone, the last thing they will recall after looking up is "seeing a long dark tunnel..." - When she skydives, people hide in bomb shelters - When she skydives, UFO reports start raining in - She can wear a Volkswagon Beetle for a helmet - if She were an inch taller, she would be round Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #14 January 15, 2009 ... you wear a bag on your head in case the bag on her head comes off.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #15 January 15, 2009 ...she didnt get hit with the ugly stick, the entire damn tree fell on her. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #16 January 15, 2009 .........her nickname is DAAYUUM!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 January 15, 2009 ...when she was born, the doctor slapped her momma! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #18 January 15, 2009 Quote ...when she was born, the doctor slapped her momma! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote ...when she was born, the doctor slapped her momma! Chuck When she was born, the doctor tried to shove her back in and screamed, "She ain't Done Yet!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ...when she was born, the doctor slapped her momma! Chuck When she was born, the doctor tried to shove her back in and screamed, "She ain't Done Yet!" Ding... ding... ding... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
